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--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 11:50

"I don't know my neighbours names but I have thrown a sausage on their roof.
"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA!

3CorsaMeal

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18th Mar 05 at 11:52

willay

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18th Mar 05 at 11:52

From: 3CorsaMeal
To: willay
Sent: 21-02-2005 at 11:44
Message: got a dog to lick stuff off your dick?

i ain't, not even got a dog

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 11:53

i got a U2U saying i was 'one shexy bitch'

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18th Mar 05 at 11:54

From: Cybermonkey24
To: Alex
Sent: 11-02-2005 at 11

8 PM
Message: Let me "cup" and lick them

Tom

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18th Mar 05 at 11:55

Did anyone else ever swallon cotton and do that

3CorsaMeal

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18th Mar 05 at 11:56

From me to willay

is it illegal to shag animals?

could i set up a zoo where people get to fcuk the animals?

would you come?

imagine bumming a Rhino bet it chaffs
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have you asked your local tourist office?

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18th Mar 05 at 11:59

3cm u r weird ken

3CorsaMeal

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18th Mar 05 at 12:00

i know, my mum always tells me that

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18th Mar 05 at 12:00

From:
To: sassyminx
Sent: 02-03-2005 at 11:37 AM
Message: quote:
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quote:
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y not?

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1. i have a boyfriend
2. i think enough ppl on here have seen my breasts
3. why should i?
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1 i would like to be your boyfriend
2 i havent seen them and i would like 2
3 because u know you want to
4 please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

think thats the most unusual one ive got

[Edited on 18-03-2005 by sassyminx]

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18th Mar 05 at 12:01

"mad" she calls it

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18th Mar 05 at 12:01

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
From: kenyon
To: sassyminx
Sent: 02-03-2005 at 11:37 AM
Message: quote:
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quote:
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y not?

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1. i have a boyfriend
2. i think enough ppl on here have seen my breasts
3. why should i?
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1 i would like to be your boyfriend
2 i havent seen them and i would like 2
3 because u know you want to
4 please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

think thats the most unusual one ive got

does it make u feel wanted?

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18th Mar 05 at 12:03

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 12:06

get them out

sassyminx

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18th Mar 05 at 12:09

dont you start

willay

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18th Mar 05 at 12:12

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
get them out

--Dave--

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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
dont you start

only kidding with ya Sarah

It's Friday!!!!!11111111111

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18th Mar 05 at 12:16

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
dont you start

only kidding with ya Sarah

It's Friday!!!!!11111111111

yesh

i cant waitttttttttt for the weekend to begin

dum de dummm dummmm

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 12:19

you better not be singing....

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18th Mar 05 at 12:21

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
you better not be singing....

i am

now

singing

to

"she willlllllllllllllllll be lovedddddddddddddddddddddddddddd"

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18th Mar 05 at 12:26

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 12:26

i try to sing to that and get it all horribly wrong.

I'm good at singing You should let me love you by Mario though

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18th Mar 05 at 12:27

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i try to sing to that and get it all horribly wrong.

I'm good at singing You should let me love you by Mario though

i love that song

makes me feel sad

Tom

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18th Mar 05 at 12:27

I can't wait for the weekend to begin

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 12:29

you probably attach it to something or someone that has had a big impact on your life and get all emotional.

i just sing along with my windows down and my arm hanging outside, occasionally pausing to adjust my shades and run my fingers through my hair. All this before i point at myself in the rear view mirror

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