CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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Danny H
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Registered: 10th Feb 05
Location: Gilberdyke, E Riding of Yorkshire
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mine sed once when the car was vibrating
her "why is your car shaking"
me "buckled wheel"
her "but youve just got all new tyres"
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
at PVS me and hanna was watching the 1/4 mile runs
Hanna- why does that guy only have one headlight
Me- to get nice cold air into the engine
Hanna- oh, wow does it keep the tyres pumped up
Me - wetting my self laughing
PMSL
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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My favourite of all time
when in tenerife with an a few years back we was watching the stars and moon on the beach at night
She asked me if it was the same moon as we had in england!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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remember when i went to the jetwash and washed dannis car.
when we got back in the car, about to drive....
me - remember your brakes will be wet, so give yourself time to slow down.
her - oh i better dry my feet off first then 
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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are these just one-off comments, or do you do they regularly say stupid stuff?
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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my gf's blonde enuff said
here's another
me- i've managed to get a free rolling road session near MK. ( the exhaust testing for revs )
Hanna - thinks for a second, whats that then?
Me- well the car goes on the rolling road and it tells me how powerfull my car is 
Hanna - well where does the road go?
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Jake
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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pmsl at hannah mate
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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she is funny- but inteligent 
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Greg W
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Wigan, Lancashire
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PMSL at this thread!!!!!!!!
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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lots of funnies
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Girlfriend kicked off the other week and called me a 'Stupid Mofo'
5 seconds later she was asking what a 'Mofo' was
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Girlfriend kicked off the other week and called me a 'Stupid Mofo'
5 seconds later she was asking what a 'Mofo' was
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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She has also asked in past how does the PC know if it's a Master Card or Visa when I told her I'd bought a cheap card reader off ebay
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philrussell81
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Registered: 27th Dec 04
Location: Sheffield
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Or the ones like why is that car making funny noises sounds like its sneezing...thats a dump valve dear...
when i had my escort rs turbo, i was givin my girlfriend and her mate a lift home from the pub, and her mate reckoned it sounded like she was on a bus!
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Chris C
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Registered: 2nd Jan 05
Location: Hemel Hempstead
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lol
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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quote:
Originally posted by philwestwood
quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Or the ones like why is that car making funny noises sounds like its sneezing...thats a dump valve dear...
when i had my escort rs turbo, i was givin my girlfriend and her mate a lift home from the pub, and her mate reckoned it sounded like she was on a bus!
did you make the binner walk?
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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My sister once called the steering wheel a spare wheel  other than that, all the daft comments are about the moon or whatever...
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Davido
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Registered: 18th Aug 03
Location: Reading,Berks
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I remember once on our school bus we were talking about teachers cars & who's we like best. One of the girls on the bus came out with:
Her - "I like Mrs Bowsteads car"
Me - Which one is that?
Her - "I don't know what its called, I know nothing about cars"
Me - Well what colour is it?
Her - "How should I know, I've just told you I know nothing about cars"
Also when I was at a junction & I asked my Gran who was in the passenger seat if there was any cars coming from her side she said "No, only a little one" Then a mini drove by
[Edited on 04-04-2005 by Matt H]
that granny one is class
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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was watchin the news with my girlfriend it was about rape! and people using diazipan to knock people out! she said "isn't that what you put on a cake" so i chinned her
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AJW
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Registered: 6th Mar 05
Location: Nottingham, Nottinghamshire
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was reading this thread whilst talking to a girl on msn and this happened:
her: so what did u do today then
me: brought some garage stuff
her: really? i dont like that kinda music
was seriously LMAO when she said it women!
By garage stuff i obviously meant car stuff, only struck me cos i was reading this at the same time.
[Edited on 04-04-2005 by AJW]
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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chattin to girl on msn too
sent her link pic of 2corsas with same fronts, same one shes gettin and she goes.........ahh the 3 twins
last month or month before on FHM "from the babes mouth" same as this thread really, tellin friend bout the story about guy tellin gf bout tsunami and askin where is it, friend goes silent and goes.........yeh where is it?
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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funny funny thread
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