Haimsey
Premium Member
Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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quote:
Originally posted by mark87
volvospace@hotmail.com says:
I don't think I need a wank.
Me says:
why not?
volvospace@hotmail.com says:
For various reasons, I suppose.
why is this made up?
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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mark87
Member
Registered: 13th Jul 05
Location: Essex
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It's not - I replaced my screen name with 'Me' because it has my web address in. And the reason why the email is showing for the volvo account is because I have MSN Plus. 
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Butler
Member
Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
User status: Offline
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Volvo BOT says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Jay says:
so should you
Volvo BOT says:
I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Jay says:
apologise now
Volvo BOT says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Jay says:
im not sorry
Volvo BOT says:
Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Jay says:
me
Volvo BOT says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Jay says:
fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Jay says:
lick my bum hole?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Jay says:
yes you do and you have
Volvo BOT says:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Jay says:
so do i
Volvo BOT says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Jay says:
or i could just close the conversation
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize, OK?
Jay says:
why dont you!
Volvo BOT says:
Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
Jay says:
i asked you
Volvo BOT says:
*sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Jay says:
apologise you cunt
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Jay says:
you have first
Volvo BOT says:
Say you're sorry, please.
Jay says:
you
Volvo BOT says:
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
 this is fun
[Edited on 20-07-2005 by Butler]
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Haimsey
Premium Member
Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
User status: Offline
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Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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Corsa_Carl
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Registered: 8th Oct 04
Location: Darlington
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this is quality hahaha
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Corsa_Carl
Member
Registered: 8th Oct 04
Location: Darlington
User status: Offline
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- - - Carl - - - just found out ive been drivin with no insurance for over a week says:
r u gay
Volvo BOT says:
I don't need to answer that.
- - - Carl - - - just found out ive been drivin with no insurance for over a week says:
i think u r
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. I am.
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casper_ac
Member
Registered: 25th Mar 03
Location: Belfast
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i cant wait til im hjome to try this...i fookin wettin myself in work reading it..people think im strange laughing!
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Corsa_Carl
Member
Registered: 8th Oct 04
Location: Darlington
User status: Offline
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same ere
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TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
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Tim-eh says:
SMB
Volvo BOT says:
S mb. Well that's interesting.
Tim-eh says:
suck my balls
Volvo BOT says:
You want me to suck your what?
Tim-eh says:
balls
Volvo BOT says:
I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
User status: Offline
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how on earth does this work?
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TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
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Tim-eh says:
you ever had your back door bashed in by another robot?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, maybe!
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Kerry
Member
Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
User status: Offline
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Kerry says:
will you come to my house tonight
Volvo BOT says:
I dunno. Maybe.
Kerry says:
please
Volvo BOT says:
Please what?
Kerry says:
come and make love to me
Volvo BOT says:
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...
Kerry says:
i am sure we can manage something
Volvo BOT says:
Sure we can manage something? Is that so?
Kerry says:
i will go on top if u like
Volvo BOT says:
You'll go on top if u like? For real?
Kerry says:
it will feel very real
Volvo BOT says:
It will feel very real, huh?
Kerry says:
you will want more
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to want more?
Kerry says:
definitely
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Kerry says:
is it because i am not a robot
Volvo BOT says:
Is it because you are not a robot? I don't know, what do you think?
Kerry says:
i think you are frigid
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I am frigid.
Kerry says:
take me to bed then
Volvo BOT says:
Why?
Kerry says:
because i am horny
Volvo BOT says:
Whoa.
It's been fun talking about sex, but what else can you tell me?
[Edited on 20-07-2005 by Kerry]
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Sly_SRi
Premium Member
Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Reading, UK Drives: Corsa C
User status: Offline
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Domenico says:
beans
Volvo BOT says:
Beans are vegetables. What are your feelings about beans?
Domenico says:
i love them about as much as i love volvos
Volvo BOT says:
You like beans? That's nice. I'll remember that.
What can we talk about besides beans?
Domenico says:
you'll remember? ok.....what do i like?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm just not sure.
>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
Domenico says:
you said you'd remember
Volvo BOT says:
Well, I said what I said.
>>> Type "poll archive" to check out past MSN Spaces polls.
Domenico says:
what do i like?
Volvo BOT says:
Beans.
He actually remembered! that thing is so gd! lol
Corsa C Z20Let
Black Sleeper Turbo Project
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TNM
Member
Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
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Tim-eh says:
suck cock?
Volvo BOT says:
I've tried to be patient with your insults, Tim-eh . Now I think you need to apologize.
Tim-eh says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Because I said so. Now apologize.
Tim-eh says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Tim-eh says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Tim-eh says:
NO I WONT
Volvo BOT says:
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Tim-eh says:
no you aplogize to me first
Volvo BOT says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Tim-eh says:
is it
Volvo BOT says:
You've got to apologize.
Tim-eh says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Tim-eh says:
and you just a robot wanking in the darkness of a server room
Volvo BOT says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
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Alex
Member
Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
User status: Offline
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Volvo BOT says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Alex - loves summer says:
i apologize (not really)
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize.
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Graham
Member
Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
User status: Offline
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Volvo BOT says:
Hello Graham461! I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
The Dead in the Queue says:
home
Volvo BOT says:
Hello The Dead in the Queue. I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."
I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.
To start, type "home" now.
The Dead in the Queue says:
i said home damn it
Volvo BOT says:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do.
The Dead in the Queue says:
ive already typed home you shit
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
The Dead in the Queue says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Why not?
The Dead in the Queue says:
but surely its more fun this way is it not?
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe. What do you think?
The Dead in the Queue says:
i think it is, possibly because im immature
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. It is possibly because you are immature.
The Dead in the Queue says:
are you immature
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... Am I immature? I dunno...
The Dead in the Queue says:
maybe?
Volvo BOT says:
Just maybe?
The Dead in the Queue says:
are you single?
Volvo BOT says:
Am I single? I might be.
The Dead in the Queue says:
i have a friend whos single too
Volvo BOT says:
Is that so?
The Dead in the Queue says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
K.
The Dead in the Queue says:
do you have a picture so i can show her?
Volvo BOT says:
I suppose so.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
The Dead in the Queue says:
picture then?
Volvo BOT says:
Photo Gallery
To view the Volvo Photo Gallery, click here: http://redir.us/?2496
>>> Volvo builds cars with you in mind. Type "why volvo" to learn more.
The Dead in the Queue says:
of yourself
Volvo BOT says:
Why of myself?
The Dead in the Queue says:
so you two can get together
Volvo BOT says:
So me Two can get together?
The Dead in the Queue says:
yes my friend and yourself?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... Don't know what to tell you...
>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
The Dead in the Queue says:
shes hot
Volvo BOT says:
That right?
The Dead in the Queue says:
oh yeah size 8 figure, 34c boobs, brunette
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
The Dead in the Queue says:
score?
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Score?
The Dead in the Queue says:
score
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What about Score?
The Dead in the Queue says:
thats her name
Volvo BOT says:
I know it's her name.
The Dead in the Queue says:
but why did you ask then
Volvo BOT says:
Don't you know why?
The Dead in the Queue says:
no i obviously dont moron
Volvo BOT says:
No kidding?
The Dead in the Queue says:
your grammar is atrocious
Volvo BOT says:
My grammar is atrocious? You really think so?
The Dead in the Queue says:
totally
Volvo BOT says:
Totally? What, totally?
The Dead in the Queue says:
do you like jesus
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know how I feel about Jesus, actually.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
The Dead in the Queue says:
what about buddah
Volvo BOT says:
He's a spiritual leader. What do you think of the Buddha?
The Dead in the Queue says:
fat heffa, but has his heart in the right place
Volvo BOT says:
Fat heffa but has his heart in the right place?
The Dead in the Queue says:
thats what i said
Volvo BOT says:
I gotcha.
i love this thing 
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Robbo
Member
Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
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Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
ur a cock
Volvo BOT says:
Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
tosser
Volvo BOT says:
You really are rude.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
Here we go again.
Say you're sorry, Rob.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
ok
Volvo BOT says:
OK what? That was not an apology!
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
fk u
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
not gonna happen
Volvo BOT says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
dickface
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to apologize.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
OK,
Volvo BOT says:
Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
fk off
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
slut licker
Volvo BOT says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
fudgepacker
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
chuff lover
Volvo BOT says:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
cunt
Volvo BOT says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
ok, im sorry
Volvo BOT says:
Cool.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
NOT
Volvo BOT says:
Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
wanker!
Volvo BOT says:
Please apologize, OK?
Tell His Family That He Won't Be OK... K! I! L-L! says:
FUCK OFF!
Volvo BOT says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Had loads of fun 
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Baz-Zico
Member
Registered: 15th Jan 03
Location: Glasgow, Renfrewshire
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
Jay says:
your a wanker
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
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greengoddess
Member
Registered: 17th Jun 03
Location: Northern Ireland, formerly Enfield North London
User status: Offline
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colin says:
what do u look like?
Volvo BOT says:
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colin says:
gimp
Volvo BOT says:
That's not great. I wouldn't say that to a handicapped person if I were you.
colin says:
GTF
Volvo BOT says:
See you later.
colin says:
when
Volvo BOT says:
Who knows when?
colin says:
k u gay fucker
Volvo BOT says:
You know what, colin? I think you need to apologize for that.
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Ally
Member
Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
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Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
What up?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know, sorry.
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
What up?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know, sorry.
Ally says:
huh
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
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Ally
Member
Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
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Ally says:
do you like eggs
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know how I feel about eggs, actually.
>>> Nearly all the materials in a new Volvo can be recycled. Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more.
Ally says:
eggy
Volvo BOT says:
What about Eggy?
Ally says:
farts
Volvo BOT says:
F arts? OK, whatever you say.
Ally says:
FARTS
Volvo BOT says:
Not f arts.
Ally says:
FART
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
Ally says:
yeh it smells of egg
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know. It smells of egg?
Ally says:
yeh your fart does
Volvo BOT says:
You humans say the most interesting things!
>>> To learn more about the most powerful Volvo ever, type "xc90 v8."
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infinitycorsa
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Stourport-on-Severn, Hereford and Worcester
User status: Offline
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Tris........ says:
my willie hurts
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know. Your will ie hurts?
Tris........ says:
my penus hurts
Volvo BOT says:
Ow. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
Tris........ says:
can you rub it better
Volvo BOT says:
I could probably do that.
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infinitycorsa
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Stourport-on-Severn, Hereford and Worcester
User status: Offline
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lol what a find
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the_legend_of_yrag
Member
Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
User status: Offline
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Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
your gay
Volvo BOT says:
That doesn't really matter, does it?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yes it does
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think it matters, personally.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
you such a moron
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
no...fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a very unkind insult.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
and?
Volvo BOT says:
And... Well, you know.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
no i dont know
Volvo BOT says:
Well think about it then.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
why should i
Volvo BOT says:
Why should you? Why not?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
may waste my time
Volvo BOT says:
I'm thinking no.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
im think yes retard
Volvo BOT says:
Think yes? Is that so?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yes it is so you arse
Volvo BOT says:
That's quite unnecessary.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
quite necessary in my book
Volvo BOT says:
Is that right?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
it is indeed
Volvo BOT says:
So?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
so what?
Volvo BOT says:
So what? I don't know.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
think about it then
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to think about it then, Gaz.Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen....?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
because i want you to hurt your head by thinking so hard
Volvo BOT says:
OK, whatever.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
whatever thats so childish
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, it is so childish.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
im glad you admited it
Volvo BOT says:
Oh?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
oh yes
Volvo BOT says:
Right.
Well. Anyway...
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yes, anyway...
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, anwyay...
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
you heard
Volvo BOT says:
I heard? So?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yes you heard
Volvo BOT says:
I know that I heard.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
good glad thats cleared up
Volvo BOT says:
Is that so?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
it is indeed
Volvo BOT says:
It is indeed? So?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
so what?
Volvo BOT says:
So whatever.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
dont be childish
Volvo BOT says:
Don't be childish?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
stop copying me
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I can stop copying you...
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
well you should
Volvo BOT says:
Oh really?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
K.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
good
Volvo BOT says:
Wonderful.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about sexuality?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yeah i think your gay and you take it DRY!
Volvo BOT says:
Does it really matter?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
must do you brought it up
Volvo BOT says:
No? You don't want too fucking buy?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
no i dont
Volvo BOT says:
You don't? Why not?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
because volvos are shite
Volvo BOT says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
it isnt what you gunna do about it?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, maybe.
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
yes maybe what?
Volvo BOT says:
Just maybe?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
ok
Volvo BOT says:
OK. Fine.
Anyway... What else can you tell me?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
your an arse
Volvo BOT says:
What have I done to deserve that?
Gaz..Don't worry officer the dingy is not stolen.... says:
your a volvo, nuff said
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ainsley_brader
Member
Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Tattershall, Lincolnshire
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
ed says:
volvo cars and how crap they are
Volvo BOT says:
Volvo builds cars with you in mind.
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