Nismo
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we have a blind person at work who uses a pc with this weird kebourd thing , we stick the BBC test card (girls with the chalkboard) on her monitor 
Some people dont find it as funny as others 
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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I once swopped my keyboard leads with the bird who sits opposite me and worte down the keyboard short cuts to get into word, managed to open up a new documant and started to type a message, she absolutly shit herself and started crying
Got into a bit of trouble for that one
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corsa5dr
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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change autocomplete on MS Word so everytime someone types 'the', 'and' etc it replaces it with 'wank' 'penis' 'insert random word'
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dna23
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa5dr
change autocomplete on MS Word so everytime someone types 'the', 'and' etc it replaces it with 'wank' 'penis' 'insert random word'
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Deano_sxi
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when some typin kick the handles on there seat so it flips forward, the back hits them n it slowly lowers downwards
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
I once swopped my keyboard leads with the bird who sits opposite me and worte down the keyboard short cuts to get into word, managed to open up a new documant and started to type a message, she absolutly shit herself and started crying
Got into a bit of trouble for that one
pmsl
wat did you write?
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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1- take the stationery tray out of sum1's cabinet
2- take it home
3- pour jelly into it with all the stationery left in
4- let the jelly cool
5- take the tray back to work and place it back
6- watch ther face when they come back from holidays to a tray of stationery in strawberry favoured jelly
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Melville
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Ian S
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Location: merseyside Builds: Nova & Drives Astra Gsi Turbo
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I did the swapping keys about thing one friday afternoon, swapping the N and M he didnt notice all afternoon and went home, I forgot about it.
Next day he came in for overtime and couldnt log in to his pc as had a N or M in his password, they nearly sent him home meaning he earned no money, eventually IT figured it out after an hour on the phone to them. Im not allowed to play pranks now.
[Edited on 28-10-2005 by Ian S]
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Haimsey
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the one i like the most at 6th form -
wait till the person next to you leaves, to go to printer etc
open up a folder from a subject read area, press Ctrl + A and enter
find another folder with lots of documents and do the same, contiue until all documents are open or till the person comes back
Marcy Marc 
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Teddy
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Registered: 19th Jul 04
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robbed the head of this girls pet donkey and left a ransom note.
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Teddy ruckspin
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Teddy
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Even swipped someones monitor once and put a note to say
"YOUR MONITOR HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO BUDGET CUTS. CHALK AND BLACKBOARDS WILL BE ISSUED SHORTLY. ALL UNSAVED DATA WILL BE LOST, THANKS IT DEPT"
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Teddy
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Swapping peoples draws round is also a personal favorite.
We dont look in just swap - some of the things found are very odd - inc a vibrator AT WORK!!!!!!!!! get in! (literally)
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
quote:
Originally posted by corsa5dr
change autocomplete on MS Word so everytime someone types 'the', 'and' etc it replaces it with 'wank' 'penis' 'insert random word'
they did this when i was at school, i remember being told off for handing in a piece of RE work with the word 'fuck' randomly across the essay, i think it replaced the word 'did' lol
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corsa_godfather
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Registered: 6th May 03
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i liked the old ,drawing a cock on the side of a bottle and hope they dont see it and take a drink.rather funny
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chris-sri
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Registered: 3rd Apr 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
I once swopped my keyboard leads with the bird who sits opposite me and worte down the keyboard short cuts to get into word, managed to open up a new documant and started to type a message, she absolutly shit herself and started crying
Got into a bit of trouble for that one
The other one for that would be to type something along the lines of "This computer has been taken over by a high tech crime investigation team as part of a crackdown on child molesters" Watch the colour drain from their face
Takes no responsibility for any trouble you may get into with the respect for people brigade over using this
[Edited on 28-10-2005 by chris-sri]
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Dan B
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Used a classic on one of the lads in work, who'd left his machine unlocked overnight...
Closed down his browser, deleted the icon from his Quick Start bar, from the Desktop, and from the Start menu. Created a batch-file that initiated a 15-second countdown to shutdown Windows, gave it the same icon as his browser, and put that icon back in his Quick Start bar, Desktop, and Start Menu. Then we locked his machine until morning...
The look on his face the next morning was absolutely superb, as he went to open his browser and got a message saying Windows was shutting down in 15 seconds!
Done the post-it note over optical-light on a mouse, used to swap over mouse and keyboard before people swapped to USB, have done the old trick of taking a screen shot of the Windows XP desktop, then removing ALL icons, hiding the taskbar, and leaving the machine unlocked (so it looks like a normal Windows XP desktop) - the look on people's face trying to click on icons is hilarious! 
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Laney
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Registered: 6th May 03
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I used to enjoy ringing people and telling them I'm too busy to talk 
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Welsh Dan
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
we have a blind person at work who uses a pc with this weird kebourd thing , we stick the BBC test card (girls with the chalkboard) on her monitor
Some people dont find it as funny as others
Thats absolutely tickled me
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Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_godfather
i liked the old ,drawing a cock on the side of a bottle and hope they dont see it and take a drink.rather funny
i laughed long and hard at that one
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Another good phone one is to lift the receiver, sellotape down the buttin that registers the calls as it were then ring the 'phone... watch the person pick up the reciver and get very confsed when the phone keeps ringing
Another good keyboard related one is to take certain keys off computer illiterate peoples keybpards and spell words on their desk with them Such as tough shi* , oh s*it! and gtf or smb
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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rub chilli round peoples cups
write a message in pen on their paper in the printer, then wait for the look on their face when they print a letter off with WANKER in huge bold letters across it
we once unscrewed all the wheels on my mates chair and proped it up on bricks
i have loads
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mk4_astra
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
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leave an envolope on there desk with their name on and fill it with white powder, when they open it up the powder will go everywhere and they will read the note thats says ' you will die within 7 days'
hide about 6 raw sausages behind a radiatar so it smells like a big dead animal is in the office after 3 days
light a firework and throw it in the office
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richardworrall
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Derby
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similar thing with the phone piece, put a piece of sellotape over the earpiece holes and because they wont be able to hear the person talking, more often than not they start shouting louder to them!!!
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