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Originally posted by SetH
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Originally posted by Sam
You could shelter from the rain under Kirsten's boobs. 
comments like that without pics/vids/sketches mean you get automaticlaloy electrocuted on ur sac from ur pc. 
I have no reason to keep pics of that bitch... Sorry babe xxx
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SetH
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gimme her contact details ill see if i can pull it then ill emotionally fuck her up for life. teach her to fuck with my samantha!
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L33 LEG
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Originally posted by Sam
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Originally posted by L33 LEG
then again, u wanted to fuck my ex
u callin her fat? 
Who Sharon? She is almost transparent!  
PS. did you manage to take any boobie pics of her at all? 
no didnt take any pics of her titties 
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Sam
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Originally posted by SetH
gimme her contact details ill see if i can pull it then ill emotionally fuck her up for life. teach her to fuck with my samantha!
Just log on to Strathycruise.com I'm sure one of the many people that's shagged her on there will give you her number!
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Sam
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Originally posted by L33 LEG
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Originally posted by Sam
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Originally posted by L33 LEG
then again, u wanted to fuck my ex
u callin her fat?
Who Sharon? She is almost transparent!
PS. did you manage to take any boobie pics of her at all?
no didnt take any pics of her titties
Damn it! You promised!
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Sam
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You know that song by Billy Joel, "Uptown Girl", I think I should sing a special version of it to the bird at my work, I can call it "Umbro Girl"!
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Tom
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Umbro girl, she's been living in a kfc store, i bet she never cleaned her teeth before, infact i'm sure
wooooowwwooooowwwoooooooooooooow wooooooooooooowoooooooowooow
Umbro girl, she aint discovered dandruff shampoo, I bet she has aroma of 'le poo'
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Sam
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ROFLMAO!
Tom, you are a legend mate! 
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L33 LEG
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thats ace tom
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Tom
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L33 LEG
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what the fuck is that
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Lynny
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i have a question 
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Tom
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It's a kiss for being so kind about my lyrical genius
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Tom
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
i have a question
well.......
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L33 LEG
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thank you
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Lynny
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how do fat birds always have the confidence to wear short skirts?
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Sam
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Originally posted by Tom
It's a kiss for being so kind about my lyrical genius
You da man!
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
how do fat birds always have the confidence to wear short skirts?
Because they look in front of the mirror and see a skinny girl staring back at them?
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Jamie Walby
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id bone her. shewouldnt even need to ask
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Andrew
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Originally posted by Sam
For people that have seen my thread from the other day...
She was off work yesterday, but she's in today and wearing the EXACT SAME CLOTHES!
She's dirt
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Tom
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Originally posted by Jamie Walby
id bone her. shewouldnt even need to ask
See that is the true definition of suprise sex, the fatties would call it this cos' they wouldn't mind where theirs came from or am I just really sick thinking this way
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Lynny
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Originally posted by Sam
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
how do fat birds always have the confidence to wear short skirts?
Because they look in front of the mirror and see a skinny girl staring back at them?
im neither skinny nor fat but dont have the confidence to wear a skirt, i dont understand how some people do. had two lasses in work the other day, must be about size 20, SHORT TIGHT mini skirts on and little tight tops, fat was hanging out over the sides, could see the bottom of their arses hanging out from under the skirt. i couldnt believe it! do they think they look sexy?
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Sam
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Or those tops that are like 2 sizes smaller than them that only skinny girls can get away with wearing, and it doesn't matter if you can see their stomach because they don't have fat globules hanging out!
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SetH
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