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Marc
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12th Jul 06 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Talk about trade descriptions act
Robin
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i think i might have done once. not sure, whats on it?
PaulW
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ROCK FM is utter crap it has absolutely NO rock, its all pop

quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
pics of the knife yet?


Robin
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stick it in the dash
PaulW
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nah im gona go driving around with loud rap music on brandishing my knife and looking cool

[Edited on 12-07-2006 by PaulW]
Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
i think i might have done once. not sure, whats on it?


Its based in Preston so just around NW really. Its pants, one song loads of ads, loads of talking then the same song again. It aint Rock either, Orson is as rock as it gets.
Ben J
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So what job do you do if he tipped you with it?

Strange that he wanted rid so easily. I reckon he's done a dirty crime in it and offloaded it to you in case he gets caught. Are there sweets in the glove box? I reckon he's lured little girls into his car with sweets and then fiddled with them whilst threatening them with a knife so they don't tell their parents.


Just a hunch!

[Edited on 12-07-2006 by bjackso2x]
PaulW
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I work in a petrol station (yawn), get on well with him but he cba with fixing the screen & other niggles for an MOT
Simon
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should build a knife storage cushion thing for it


GT4Brody
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quote:
Originally posted by Simon
should build a knife storage cushion thing for it





GT4Brody
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are those old barges rwd?
Butler
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12th Jul 06 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Remove the springs completely
PaulW
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RWD yes, so more fun! (altho the auto box will kinda hinder the fun )

Simon -
Adam-D
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12th Jul 06 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i want it

fezzie 135 tyres on the back and fun shall be had

bodge it up proper, everything that can be bodged to work do it,
fluids i can get cheaper
as for order in stuf its retail price
ill se about comin round tomorow i wanna play with it

ps it may end up stripped out rear doors welded up and anything not needed may end up on the lawn
Robin
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3 words

weld
the
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Adam-D
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i have a welder
PaulW
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adam, this car will be bodged to the highest standard after being inspired by muppetsports ghetto attitude... this will be a proper ghetto pimp wagon
Lee Wilson
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That is probably the ugliest car ever
Cant complain if its free though
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee Wilson
That is probably the ugliest car ever
Cant complain if its free though


A mate of mine had one.....called it the pimp bus.

I had many a chuckle writing 'badgerline' on the side of it

He changed jobs and then had a 30 mile each way commute. He then flogged it and bought a Smart roadster....the roadster was cheaper to run even after taking into consideration the loan, insurance etc

As you can imagine the MPG on the bus was a tad shite
Nath
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Not sure I wouldve put my prints on that knife
PaulW
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Wooo the fun continues today...

'tried' stripping down the drivers door, figured out why it wont lock/unlock... the key is the wrong one for the barrel in the door, and also it wasnt connected to the door lock itself so was just for show Tried getting the lock out, removed the barrel, but one of the torx bolts holding the door lock in has rounded (great) but it was already like that... Also missing a few bolts which secure the window runners in place, and also clips which hold the doorcard in place (were held in by self tappers )

STILL cant open the damned bonnet either, which sucks

but 1 good thing, found wiring for a CD changer in the boot, so the hunt will soon start to get one of those once the car is fixed up for the MOT!

Oh yeah, the speaker on the drivers door wont work, checked the wiring but duno if it is that or the speaker, will test it on a 1.5v battery see if it 'pops' but I could just uprate them anyways... soundsystem as standard is pretty damned good!
mwg
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13th Jul 06 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That is an ugly car
VegasPhil
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13th Jul 06 at 09:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I went to my grandad's funeral in one


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Tom
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Why the fuck are you bothering getting it mot'd go and rallye it until it breaks
PaulW
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it wont take long to break

engine rattle & poor idling, kinda has no oil (finally got the bonnet open) is 'just' registering on the end of the dipstick, so needs oil & filter... not a biggy!

Checked the auto-box oil level, is full, but is a browny color which means that needs changing too, also the fault with it not selecting gears is down to the shifter cable being old, easy fix

coolant needs flushing through, its just filled with water but there is no oil contamination or leakage! oil filler cap is also free of contamination, so headgasket is sound!

Engine is an RS2000 2ltr 16v block, but without the turbo & only 125bhp

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