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jr
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111000011100110110010101 ?
Steve
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welds blown on the intake?
jr
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PMSL
Nic Barnes
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someone had stuck a shef wed shirt into an air pipe as a joke?
JM_16v
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didnt turn the key all the way around?
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you were trying to use cooking oil as fuel? then realised it wasnt a diesel
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you forgot to fit the engine?
Jas
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standard fuel rail was wrong one?
Jake
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something was choking the air filter?
Steve
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something was choking the chicken?
Colin
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Flat battery
JM_16v
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you put the keys in the wrong car?
BabyBlade
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snake stuck in the engine??


WARNING IF YOU DONT LIKE SNAKES DONT LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING PICTURES





[Edited on 19-11-2006 by BabyBlade]
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you tried to start it with your penis?
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no fuel pump?
BabyBlade
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faulty immobiliser
JM_16v
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you trried to start it with a snake?
Steve
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you wrongly assumed the car was kick start? but now have a dented boot
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I'm going to let Steve have the joint, as he is about as close as anybody will get!

Basically....

Me and the Usher cleared this old factory thingy what was quite small out in the summer (about when the car came off te road).

In it, whilst we were stoned, we found abarrel, and both agreed this must be petrol. We put a bit in quite a few cars (which must of had a bit of fuel in to dilute it) and had no problems. The corsa was bone dry, and we splashed a bit in that too.

As we zoom forward to today, this is how we realised, almost like a murder investigation, but more important.

The Usher always washes his parts in petrol, and there is a tray for it that we leave outside. Went to it today, and it hadn't all evaporated. Then we tried to start a fire with it, again it didn't go up like it should.

So I motored to the shops and got some new standard plugs. As all my plugs just wouldn't fire it as they had been soaked in unburnable petrol LOL

It fired up with a lot of persuasion, I've never seen smoke like it! So then we drained the tank, put proper fuel in, then took it for a run. It was ok, so then I put my decent plugs back in, and they were fine.

So drama over.

Steve, come up anytime for that joint, I've just got a 1/4 of tasty blues in
Nic Barnes
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steve the winner........if only he had a friend to share in his joy
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il donate it to muppetsport
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I'll post it up to him. Do they have sniffer dogs at the post office?
jr
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they dont even have a post office in cumbria
Bram
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Someone nicked your Vtech?


........Doh, already been got?
Steve
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i hear there are madmen that drive around in grey corsa gsi's that go tisssh tho

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