CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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As said earlier, a large number of registered people on there are actually educated, so it's a more intelligent thing to be part of. 
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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Also you don't have people trying to pull on there like myspace .etc - There's a distinct lack of comments from fuckwits thinking they can pull.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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**goes off to Sam's wall to leave some suggestive comments**
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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I have 3 friends. I don't like it
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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add me robin you big ghey 
Sam Gough
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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done
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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you should be in Vogue or something robin
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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can't see that ever happening
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
Join Get Your Rat Out Appreciation Society!
I already did  Everyone should join corsasport too!
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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Rich H
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Registered: 26th Oct 05
Location: West Sussex Drives: E46 M3
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
quote:
Originally posted by dna23
Join Get Your Rat Out Appreciation Society!
I already did Everyone should join corsasport too!
Done and Done!
What does Poke do?!
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back and forth.
Cut the shit already, I want it, you want it, we're not fooling anyone...
let's just have sex.
Seriously. People don't understand why "poking" exists on facebook. It's pretty clear that it's facebook's classy way of flirting, none of this "I was just thinking about you" bullshit. You want to have sex, so you poked me. End of story.
Be realistic, how often are you poked by a member of the same sex? If a member of the same sex pokes you, chances are they're gay. And if they're not gay, and you two are "just great friends"...
Everyone else thinks you guys are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
--THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKING--
I) Never poke someone you dont know and haven't spoken to, simply because you find them attractive. Stop being obvious and gross/stalker-y.
II) Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with. You'd just be an asshole giving them the wrong message. If you "just want to say hello", then IM them or comment on their profile etc, and actually say hello.
III) Don't return any pokes to the person who poked you if you dont find them attractive. You'll just be leading them on. It's not cool to break unnecessary hearts.
IV) Straight men don't poke other men. It is never appropriate. End of story.
V) DONT OVER-POKE! If you're poking more out of routine than to display real affections, you're poking too much. Limiting the frequency with which you poke helps retain the value of an single poke.
VI) If your poking is becoming too frequent, you need to have sex already. Once you've been poking back and forth for a few days, it becomes time to take the poking from the internet to the bedroom...or shower, kitchen, main lounge, attic, museum, airplane, fast-food restaurant bathroom, Chuck-E-Cheese's ball-pit, etc.
VII) Be careful when you decide to hide your pokes. Hiding a poke is the same thing as a rejection, and you don't want to send the wrong message to someone you might be interested in. If you are attracted to a person but don't want to be bothered with constantly poking back and forth, just leave the poke up there, it doesn't bite.
VIII) Poke wars are retarded (see #6). The process of poking isn't fun. You're just clicking a friggin' button. The sex that comes afterwards is the fun part. Two people competing over who "gets poked last" or who "pokes the other the most" or whatever is the most ridiculous concept I've ever heard. It's like two people sitting across from each other saying "I want to have sex" back and forth but with neither of them actually doing anything. They poked you, you poked them. Now stop the poking, and go have sex.
IX) If you like being an elusive, hard-to-get poke, don't give it up too soon! Sometimes, witholding that poke for a few days can intensify the relationship. Or, if you like subtly letting others know you're angry, take a long time to return their pokes, or hide their pokes altogether. Internet poking is as mental, as real poking is physical.
X) The last, but certainly not the least important Commandment: PRACTICING SAFER POKING.
It was already stated in the First Commandment that it's wrong to poke those you dont know that you only have physical attractions for, however, creeps are out there, and it happens nonetheless. DON'T POKE PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW. You never know who that mysterious person poking you is. You never know who they've poked, or even if they were safe pokers themselves. Unsafe poking can lead to stalker-esque relationships, both in and out of Facebook. And you never know who might give you a virus (be it spyware or herpes). Neither of us want that. Two ways to poke safer are: to completely abstain from poking (this is the only 100% safe, religiously appropriate way), and to only poke people you know. Also, putting up sexy, cute, or marginally attractive profile pictures that non-friends can see might lead to unwanted poking. Be wary...and slutty/hoish at your own risk. I recommend neutral profile pictures of puppies, flowers, or famous athletes. Doing anything else might attract attention and end disasterously!
If you were: a victim of a poke-and-run, poked anyone without protection, a forced-poke victim, or gave accidental drunken pokes to that "less-than-par" sorority girl, please contact your local teen crisis hotline, police station, health center, school counselor, or any trustworthy adult.
--Get the word out!--
Invite your friends, but in particular, invite the people that you're always poking, so that they can FINALLY get the real message you were trying to convey.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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What the fuck?
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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Douglas Pinnegar
Add me
Then poke me
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
add me robin you big ghey
Sam Gough
so its YOU whos on mine
People add me, David Bevan, i think 
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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Another good group to join for a few people on here...
"Bad Grammar Makes me Sad"
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Danny W
Organiser: East Midlands
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Registered: 14th Nov 05
Location: Northamptonshire
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signed up & joined corsasport
Smoke Grey 5 Door
EastMids Regional Events
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Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
Jamie I wish to know more about Claire Kilburn and Bryony Tibble.
Can you see my friends list?
They are just a couple of girls that are in my circle of friends. Myself and Bryony used to get drunk a lot together but she has gone to uni now  Loughborough actually
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corsa_chelle
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Registered: 6th Sep 06
Location: North Yorkshire
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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What are you laughing at you little chumpette
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corsa_chelle
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Registered: 6th Sep 06
Location: North Yorkshire
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dont be nasty to me james add my please i don't know my screen name things so just search michelle larson please i only have one friend and i don't know who he is 
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poole
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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Randomers add me so i look popular  search for Mark Poole
[Edited on 26-01-2007 by poole]
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