J B
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Hants/Wilts Drives: Audi S3
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I have no idea, but welcome 
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Rachel H
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Registered: 12th Nov 03
Location: Berks
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Who is this? 
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///M
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Registered: 5th Apr 07
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quote:
Originally posted by 7 omm
nice car with the poverty M3 rimmage...
second time round they made a much nicer rim
Yep they are, but the 18's do free up a bit more power. I do have a set of CSL jobbies that I will be putting on soon - this weekend in fact. Will take a pic or 3 of my hawtness then. Heck I may even take some pics of the car too while I'm at it.
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Rachel H
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Registered: 12th Nov 03
Location: Berks
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Who are you Bert?
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Jill
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Registered: 8th Jun 01
Location: Aylesbury, BUCKS
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Drew?
He's at work atm (no net access) and he hasn't got an M3 either so cross that one off the list.
JILL
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///M
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Registered: 5th Apr 07
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Originally posted by Rachel H
Who are you Bert?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by ///M
quote:
Originally posted by Rachel H
Who are you Bert?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
You're Dr Evil?
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dhdev
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
Location: Midlands
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Dr Evil!
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dhdev
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
Location: Midlands
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Jinx
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Rachel H
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Registered: 12th Nov 03
Location: Berks
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Please, who are you.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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FPMSL
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
FPMSL
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///M
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Registered: 5th Apr 07
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quote:
Originally posted by James
You're Dr Evil?
No I'm only quasi evil. 
Anyway, it matters not who I am. Lets talk CORSA. 
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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how can we do that when you have a 'bmw'
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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because this is a corsa website don't ya know 
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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quote:
Originally posted by ///M
Since leaving *cough* CS Joff and Vibs finally found something in common. They met for drinks, which then turned into a romantic evening on the banks of the Thames. Long story short - they now live in Newcastle as 'life partners' and have adopted a Jewish African American lad that they have named Oliver. 3CM goes over for regular visits I hear. So in closing - no I am neither Joff nor 3CM.
Thanks for the welcomes btw. No calls for pics, vids, dot to dot or even etch-a-sketch yet? You old regulars are slipping.
That kind of request is reserved for new members who are self confessed females - are you a self confessed female? If so - pics, sketches, post modernistic daubings please!
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Sassyminx 
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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Female?
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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This rocks
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Sassyminx
exactly what i was just thinking
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Rachel H
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Registered: 12th Nov 03
Location: Berks
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To intelligent for Sassyminx
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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Vibrio ? doubt it
Xedos, maybe ?
3CM
Joff
erm
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
Vibrio ? doubt it
Xedos, maybe ?
3CM
Joff
erm
didnt xedos come back a while ago under the name OJShmuck?
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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more than likely
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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corsalad69???
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