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corsa_sean
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23rd Jun 08 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

disconnect batery but i say get a squad of yous round one night turn off all lights etc and wait armed with blunt instruments and some vod and red bull then when the pikeys come use neccasery force and there u go job done
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then ull be done for assult, milk shale and paint remover is good you`d never know whats in it

[Edited on 23-06-2008 by 4NTHONY]
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Where in Bedfordshire is this?
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hook it up so that when the door opens it pulls the pin on a flashbang. it'll shit them up and alert you to their presence, when you can then open fire with whatever you have to hand (a brick, a tv, a .50 cal )

[Edited on 23-06-2008 by andy1868]
Ellis
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^^Love it
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when i think about these things i just ask myself "what would jesus do?" and somehow the answer always involves a flashbang and a .50 cal
gianluigi
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set fire to them
Baskey
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someone tried to nick my mates nova gsi until they realised it didnt have athrottle cable
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i like the idea of secret switch to fuel pump....maybe put it inside the ash tray on the roof of it.

if not just loosen all your wheel nuts(they wont get far)

Behr
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motion sensor Flood light ?
antnee
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smash the window and put it on bricks, then they will go after any other pikeys that are near, then they will kill each other!!! job done, (put your wheels back on after too)
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Um afraid you cant stop them, i swear they are magic and can steal anything!!!!
N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
hook it up so that when the door opens it pulls the pin on a flashbang. it'll shit them up and alert you to their presence, when you can then open fire with whatever you have to hand (a brick, a tv, a .50 cal )

[Edited on 23-06-2008 by andy1868]


You play WAY too much CoD4!
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quote:
Originally posted by Behr
motion sensor Flood light ?


Useless.

When we had the shed broke in, the copper who came around said that they anr pointless as they just help the theif to see what they are taking.
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quote:
Originally posted by Necromancer
Where in Bedfordshire is this?


Wrestlingworth village i live, right next to Potten which has its well known pikey site
CorsaSport14
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Ive removed my sterio, door speakers tweeters, cross overs, sub & amp, cobra seats, air-freshners and took battery out!

Aha! and its still on my drive

,,,Although i was late for work this morning as i went to start my car with no battery and forgot where i left t he 10mm spanner
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23rd Jun 08 at 19:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get your neighbour to keep watch and phone you if he appears again the bash his head in with a half brick

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quote:
Originally posted by Necromancer
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
hook it up so that when the door opens it pulls the pin on a flashbang. it'll shit them up and alert you to their presence, when you can then open fire with whatever you have to hand (a brick, a tv, a .50 cal )

[Edited on 23-06-2008 by andy1868]


You play WAY too much CoD4!




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get one of those alarms they give women that thewy pull the corn out and the alarm goes off and tie it to your doors

davie
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23rd Jun 08 at 21:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That's a really good idea Need to work out a way of not making it go off in the morning, though


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
danward
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Get a snap-off boss and take the steering wheel in with you every night.
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Wire the cars chassis to the mains.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Wire the cars chassis to the mains.


hahaha FTW
N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaSport14
quote:
Originally posted by Necromancer
Where in Bedfordshire is this?


Wrestlingworth village i live, right next to Potten which has its well known pikey site


Bugger, practically on my doorstep then
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loasda corsa are getting pinched cause they are so easy, and the scrap value off cars is so high. they will probably pinch it cut cat off and wiehgh it in. they will also prob just snap lock an tow it. only thing to do is try block it in. i know loadsa pikeys and thats wat they tend to do hope its some help mate

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