C2RL R
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actually Hammer you have a point there. i've never had a normal bird. i've given up looking tbh. i've just accepted that they are all mental these days.
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Shell
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No we aren't Well...ok yeah we are.
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Daimo B
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Screw her up the arse one more time, make her suffer in the most abusive sex you can.
Meanwhile, get siad parents to throw all of her items outside, then when your finished, grab her by the hair and put her outside naked.
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C2RL R
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see.......right there. totally contradicted yourself in the space of 1 sentence......phsyco....
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C2RL R
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yeah then pat her on the fanny and come back inside.
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Jodi_the_g
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Luckily she has her tea really milky otherwise it could of hurt.
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Daimo B
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
yeah then pat her on the fanny and come back inside.
Don't forget to say
Awooooooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
No we aren't Well...ok yeah we are.
Realisation, first step to being semi-normal.
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C2RL R
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Andrew
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Kick her out on her big fat arse!
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Jamie
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Show her the door
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-wylo-
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Right, I can understand why your parents have let her stay since you've split up. She's not from here, has nowhere else to go etc etc.
BUT she has lost the head at you for no reason and smashed a mug on your head and you're worried about causing hassle in getting her chucked out??? Do your parents know this? Pretty sure my mum would have gave her a roundhouse kick on the way out the door ffs! Stupid insecure psycho bitch, call her a fuckin taxi and drag her out the door!
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sand-eel
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........or the top floor window
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richc
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pics of said yankiee?
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Jodi_the_g
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No my parents are at work until five.
and to be fair there was sort of a reason.
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C2RL R
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like he's gonna stick pics up of some mentalist that's just mugged him.
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C2RL R
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you were in there with that other bird weren't you?
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Jodi_the_g
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she was mouthing off at me i got pissed opff so shut the door in her face slowey mind.
she opened it
Her "I not finished what I am saying"
Me "You a cunt"
Her "what did you say"
Me "Oh I am sorry it must of been lost in the accent, its spelt C-U-N-T, CUNT it can be used in a sentance as Lauren is a self aborsed selfish cunt."
Then the tea
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Robbo
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Women are fucked in the head, the fact they are American is just a coincidence.
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-wylo-
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Thats the most pathetic reason for her smashing a mug on your head, she's already tricking you into believing you deserved it by locking herself in her room, forcing you to think it over and over in your head.
Door, or even better. what sand-eel suggested... top floor window!
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Jodi_the_g
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
you were in there with that other bird weren't you?
No but she is a police woman and they never seen each other so tempted to get her to come around in uniform tonight and scare the shit into her.
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C2RL R
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if i were you i'd put her in a hotel for the remainder of her stay and get ther the fuck out of your mums house.
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willay
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when does she fly home
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RyanSxi
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How the hell did you manage to split up on xmas day
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Jodi_the_g
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Tuesday, and me Thursday now I just changed my flight as do not want to be stuck on a plane with her
And a hotel will cost me money, I feel sorry for her she has problems but everyone does, and i get sick of hearing about them.
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