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sand-eel
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22nd Jan 09 at 23:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
button jeans are a nightmare when your out pissed
Jenko_Sport
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Registered: 25th May 06
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23rd Jan 09 at 01:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Been there done that.

Got the scare to prove it
mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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23rd Jan 09 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how do you manage to catch your dick through your undies, or are you comando? my undies are genarally covering my knob when im zipping up, thats if I have jeans on which I normally dont


Trackies all the way
Andrew
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23rd Jan 09 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO at getting ya cock stuck in the zipper
deano87
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23rd Jan 09 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It isn't stuck, it's just a little nip, like shutting your finger in a drawer. It doesn't get stuck.
Twiggy
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23rd Jan 09 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The button on my pants had come off....

When i was doing up my fly my winky popped out and i nipped it with the zip
Planty02
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23rd Jan 09 at 17:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nightmare
SVM 286
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23rd Jan 09 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I've been shot, bummed, stabbed, acid in the eyes'd, but penis zipping is the worst


With the exception of slamming one's nut sack into the bottom of a swimming pool... Amen to that my brother.
SVM 286
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23rd Jan 09 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Done it once, never again

I was at the point of asking the only other person in the house to help.....my mum But luckily i sorted it.


thought you are a lady?



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Twiggy
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