C2RL R
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i remember going on my ex's dads pc and typing all the letters of the alphabet into google to see what he'd been searching for. some stuff on there was well fucked up. i promised i wouldn't ever say what though so can't type it on here.
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Neo
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Originally posted by C2RL R
i remember going on my ex's dads pc and typing all the letters of the alphabet into google to see what he'd been searching for. some stuff on there was well fucked up. i promised i wouldn't ever say what though so can't type it on here.
But you have said that now 
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Lawrah
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I love doing an image search on peoples Laptops for hidden things.. I found a few videos of my pals burd giving him a blowie and other things, I never looked at him the same again.
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Brett
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Another mate went on his brothers machine and in the auto complete on the google search he typed somethin and it auto-completed it to "How to kiss boys" - No shit I couldn't stop laughing at that one.
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i remember going on my ex's dads pc and typing all the letters of the alphabet into google to see what he'd been searching for. some stuff on there was well fucked up. i promised i wouldn't ever say what though so can't type it on here.
type it in the room 
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C2RL R
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fuck it.......she's an ex anyway......two of the auto completes were splodging and strap on dildo's.
the strap on one is self explanatory but freaked me out big time. the splodging thing i had to look up but i believe it is where you cover each other with food whilst having sex. i'm not talking whipped cream either. try sitting with your birds parents eating a meal knowing that they wish you weren't there so they could rub mashed potato into each others pubic region.
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Rob E
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This reminds me of the south park episode where the internet dies
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C2RL R
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thats a top episode. where Randy finaly finds a pc with internet and bashes one out.
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Balling
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at everyone having porn related experience with other peoples computers.
Anyway, can't host the video as I don't have the labtop. Was at his house last night to give him some start-up advice.
Opened the transfers folder said: "And this is where all your recent down..." Spotted porn, closed it, said "I see you figured that one out!".
Haven't told the missus. Figured I'd rather not know it myself.
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Balling
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My own family is fucked when it comes to porn.
My dad keeps his porn with the rest of his massive DVD collection, sorted alphabetically. He's also very proud to brag about the 27 erotic chanels they have on the telly. 
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Marc
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Just hope no one finds my tranny porn folder.
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Marc
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Whenever my mates leaves his computer unattended we set his wallpaper to midget tranny porn
Signed him up for a thai bride once too and said he was a bald, fat, 3` tall middleaged man
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Daimo B
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At this legend thread in the making
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Neo
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Had a few experiences of finding pics. Weirdest was some self photo's done by a girl at work, she wasnt anything special and the pictures were really quite naff. Gave me her PC over the weekend to repair. Difficult to look her in the same way again.
When one of the guys at work handed his laptop in when he left he had an entire folder of himself *shudder* as well as about 10 of his girlfriend in bondage gear. Got copies of them
When i worked in a school we handed out laptops to all the teachers, quite a fit teacher had all her photo's from her holiday on hers, topless sunbathing and the likes, was a good game, go onto her hdd share when we knew she was online and see how much we could rip off it. Shame i left, she kept adding to it too. 
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Balling
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Originally posted by Neo
go onto her hdd share when we knew she was online and see how much we could rip off it. Shame i left, she kept adding to it too.
Perhaps that's crossing the line there!?
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flybikeslee
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Originally posted by andy1868
its best when you find their home movies. only ever done this once though for a customer. he probably doesn't care that i found it
you said you never found any
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Daimo B
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Pfff the perks of working in IT I say
No-one at my work has anything good
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Neo
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Originally posted by Balling
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Originally posted by Neo
go onto her hdd share when we knew she was online and see how much we could rip off it. Shame i left, she kept adding to it too.
Perhaps that's crossing the line there!?
Not really, the school leased the laptops from us
We would have to do maintenance on the teachers machines every month, just make sure there were no virus, they had installed shit etc
Found them then, and from then on just checked up She was quite fit tbh
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Daimo B
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Work equipment.
Don't ever put anything personnal on them.
If you do, tough cr4p, expect others to view the stuff your putting on there. DPA or no DPA, its work stuff, so we can poke around any time we want.
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ENB
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http://www.truecrypt.org/
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Gsi_Ire
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we run an audit all only 700 laptops in our company once a month looking for videos.
one month last year they found 90 laptops with porn on the d:\ partition.
deleted all the content without notification. these machine where audited again 1 week later. 30 of them had put the porn back on.... i would have been in the room to see their faces when they received the email from HR informing them of the companies policy around porn on work machines 
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WATSON
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Never really found porn on anyones computer but i got caught out the other night by the miss's
she was sitting on the laptop with my mum looking for stuff, they found the televisionX unlocker program
Just pointed and laughed
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Rob E
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
thats a top episode. where Randy finaly finds a pc with internet and bashes one out.
yeah then says it was a ghost and he was covered in ectopasm
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C2RL R
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yeah thats it. quality. sometimes the southpark crew get it spot on.
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Ash_EP3
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by S214_UPP
You can turn the "autocomplete" thing off so easily 
It's an otherwise useful funtion tho, just not in this kind of scenario
Yea I normally use it for forms but thats it - the amount of time you go on someone elses computer and see what they've put into google you will be surprised
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