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strick206
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27th Apr 09 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My boss has never been to mexico so i'm fine

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Im my boss and have been to mexico
richc
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ded boss' ftw
wilson_sri
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My boss is a woman, whats that all about?
taylorboosh
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i cant even spell mixeco
strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by wilson_sri
My boss is a woman, whats that all about?


Women shouldn't be allowed jobs in positions of authority
Danny P
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27th Apr 09 at 21:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My mum flys to Mexico on Friday
Jambo
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27th Apr 09 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My boss had sex with a pig and created swine flu
sand-eel
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Scotland is doomed, we have radioactive leaks from nuclear submarines as well
Gareth F
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27th Apr 09 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My boss has had sex with jambo's boss
XSIHardy
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my throat hurts ?

J da Silva
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27th Apr 09 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm my own boss but have never had swine flu in or around Mexico, infact I hate Mexico, it's crap and smells of wet wood, damp pine is horrendous much like swine flu/
Oh and if I get a boss in the future, I wonder if he has been to Mexico? I think I'll ask, My gf says she is the boss, I hope she actually gets this flu as she can be a little swine at times.
Hmmm....
Gareth F
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quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
my throat hurts ?




Have you been sucking mexican pigs willies?
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
my throat hurts ?




Have you been sucking mexican pigs willies?


was about as big as the monkeys
Gareth F
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quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
my throat hurts ?




Have you been sucking mexican pigs willies?


was about as big as the monkeys


Oh my
Im afraid you only have 24 hours to live
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I just got back from a 2 week pig orgy in mexico, what are the chances..
Sam
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28th Apr 09 at 08:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Are the streets going to be full of 'swine flu doctors' just like 'plague doctors' from London in 1665?

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I wonder if you cross it with bird flu you get 'flying pig flu'? Will make the 'pigs might fly' statement redundant then.
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Plus we'd be truly fucked if there was infected pigs flying around.
richc
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Plus we'd be truly fucked if there was infected pigs flying around.


That would be a swine wouldnt it...
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28th Apr 09 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

MEXICOWNED
M2RTY
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PS - I heard it was a biological attack on Mexico by Barack Obama
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I work with the female thats got its dad. Just back from their honeymoon aswell, nae fine

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