Hammer
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I go into the crouching shitter, hidden dangleberry position. Honed over the years for optimal wipage.
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taylorboosh
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yeah i go in from behind front to back too, and yes i look........maybe even taste
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taylorboosh
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Originally posted by Gareth F
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Originally posted by ShEp
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 @ this thread!
sit down, easy access as cheeks are part-tit!
anyone else have a gander at the loo roll after they wipe? 
Checking the goods 
Always so i know which way to fold it so i dont reapply to my arse hole again 
urgh its standard practice to always grab a new slice
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BluKoo
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Originally posted by Gareth F
Always so i know which way to fold it so i dont reapply to my arse hole again
Do you re-use bog roll?  Jesus, its not that expensive.
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Dave86
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standard practice
i normally get a 2 decent wipes with 2 sheets of loo roll, after that, games a bogey
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Gareth F
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I take three slices and fold it so its three thick so my finger doesnt go through and get Poo Finger! Then refold it so its a clean side and go again.......
I thought it was a good idea as you use the same amount of paper but GREATLY reduce the Poo Finger Factor
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Dave86
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yea poo fingers bad crack, even worse when it dips a bit too far for your liking, and get some shit stuck in your nail so my mate said anyways..........
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taylorboosh
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i get about 5 slices, scrumple, wipe, check, drop in toiled and repeat as necessary
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Gareth F
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I bet you use up the bog roll and dont replace it either dont you john 
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Liam B
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
I take three slices and fold it so its three thick so my finger doesnt go through and get Poo Finger! Then refold it so its a clean side and go again.......
I thought it was a good idea as you use the same amount of paper but GREATLY reduce the Poo Finger Factor
You must take ages on the shitter folding it
Only on corsasport
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Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
I take three slices and fold it so its three thick so my finger doesnt go through and get Poo Finger! Then refold it so its a clean side and go again.......
I thought it was a good idea as you use the same amount of paper but GREATLY reduce the Poo Finger Factor
Origami wiping.
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Gareth F
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Ive got the skillz 
A toilet is the only place where you can totally relax tbf
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taylorboosh
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gareth yeah always, its a nightmare when that happens as the toilet rolls are kept in a cupboard a few feet away from the bog so a waddle is required
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corsa - gus
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Stay seated, but lean forward, bog roll in right hand, reach back and wipe from balls to the top of the arse. check the bog roll and repeat as necessary  Always fold the loo roll three times over to stop poo finger aswell.
Has anyone ever tried wiping from the top of the crack down to the balls?
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BluKoo
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I take three and fold too.
It used to be four just for symetry, but i realised that was a bit ott, so i always make do with three now.
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Gareth F
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Im glad there are other Origami pooers out there
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Matt L
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oh mt fucking god im crying this has to be by far and away the funniest thread i have ever ever seen on here
but on topic, how the fuck do you wipe standing up??
i cant believe im about to post this but i wipe sitting down, reaching around behind me and from the gooch to the back and i sometimes check dont want skidders now do we. , toilet paper wise, its 3 sheets folded 3 times, occasionally drop it down to 2 sheets folded twice depends how adventurous i feel oh and never reuse.
i actually cant believe there are other ways to wipe i just thought it was a standard way
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Matt L]
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AndyKent
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Fucking awesome thread matt
I'm a stander-upper. As others didn't realise there was any other way.
I average about three pieces depending on the type of poo just done. Sometimes go down to two, sometimes up to four if I feel it necessary
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CorsAsh
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The best way for the more balanced amongst you is the Karate Wipe.
As demonstrated by this young ethnic, you can wax off and wax on til the skid's all gone.
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Gareth F
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CorsAsh
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Takes practice though, you have to kick off the toilet from a sitting position to avoid cheekular contact.
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JayCarr
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
I take three slices and fold it so its three thick so my finger doesnt go through and get Poo Finger! Then refold it so its a clean side and go again.......
I thought it was a good idea as you use the same amount of paper but GREATLY reduce the Poo Finger Factor
Fucking That is the exact system i use! Im crying at some of the replies in here
Brilliant thread 
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Gareth F
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You know it makes sense, just shows we are slightly more evolved than our other CS users 
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c20let
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Originally posted by John
You have got a massively deformed cock then, mine doesn't curl up my arse when I sit down for a shit.
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*JonnyG*
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I stand up.. fort every 1 did..
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