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BluKoo
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4th Jun 09 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Here is a snap of my bathroom literature...



It includes mags such as Evo, Top Gear, FHM, Nuts, Zoo, The Broons, Oor Wullie, Classic Ford, The RSOC mag and Autocar.
Matt L
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4th Jun 09 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've only ever done the paper down the pan first a few times.

i rarely go for a sh*t unless im in my own home (or hotel rooms obviously). im beginning to get a complex about going for a dump when im round the gfs house as her rooms right next to the toilet and her parents is close aswell so any noise's and they hear them , which is why i try to do it as quietly as possible but when ever you try and be quiet it makes more bloody noise

oh and yes to the red knees

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Matt L]
Gareth F
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4th Jun 09 at 17:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Matt i had the worst thing happen, having a poo at the gfs uni. Bathroom is an ensuit! Felt so wrong
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
Matt i had the worst thing happen, having a poo at the gfs uni. Bathroom is an ensuit! Felt so wrong


i could beat that I had a dodgy stomach which then made the gf go out into the corridor and appologise to the other flat mates for the smell

safe to say i didnt show my face the rest of that weekend thank christ she moved flats later that month

edit her toilet is ensuite aswell.

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Matt L]
DizzyRebel
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4th Jun 09 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

paper dpown for sure, i piss when i poop - and i dont want piss splashed all over my arse!
SVM 286
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4th Jun 09 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Yes.

I learnt that trick after one cold winter in my granda's house. The water was freezing, and it got me right in the bullseye. What a fucking shock i got.

[Edited on 04-06-2009 by BluKoo]


l15ter
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4th Jun 09 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by ShEp
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Originally posted by l15ter
skid marks FTW


HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET SKIMARKS ON THE SIDE?



aim back and fire



quote:
Originally posted by flame-red
Was in a toilet in college yesterday, washing my hands and my mates were flicking water over the top of a cubicle on some random lad, next minute he finished his poop flushed toilet and stormed out without washing his hands the badger


you must be one of the cool kids at college, spending lunch in the bog

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