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Markus
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11th Jun 09 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
" did you know phill mitchell is an alcoholic "

watching tv isnt a good idea
mattk
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11th Jun 09 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Awooooga
am4nf
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11th Jun 09 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

Only one way to find out

One of my mates actually stopped during sex (with a fat bird) and said, "I can see my house from up here."


Please tell me you know thats from billy connely?
am4nf
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11th Jun 09 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by S@M
ive offered the bird £20 to do 'ass to mouth before'

unfortunatly it didnt work!


nearly pissed myself when i read that

That with your current?
Robbo
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11th Jun 09 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)

Not that keen tbh :/
Dom
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11th Jun 09 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)

Not that keen tbh :/


What, arse to mouth?
Tommy L
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11th Jun 09 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You were good, but i was amazing

[Edited on 11-06-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
Robbo
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11th Jun 09 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)

Not that keen tbh :/


What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though
Robbo
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11th Jun 09 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You were good, but i was amazing

[Edited on 11-06-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
got a full on slap from my bitch of a northampton ex for that exact same one
am4nf
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11th Jun 09 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)

Not that keen tbh :/


What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though


wierd how?
Tommy L
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11th Jun 09 at 20:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You were good, but i was amazing

[Edited on 11-06-2009 by corsa_tomtom]
got a full on slap from my bitch of a northampton ex for that exact same one
FLOL
Robbo
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11th Jun 09 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hi5 tommy!
DizzyRebel
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11th Jun 09 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Your almost as good as your sister"

^ true story too, my name was dirt in their household after that!
Bonney
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11th Jun 09 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Turned and shouted "Whos next?"
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11th Jun 09 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"you can go back to school now"
Jay
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11th Jun 09 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"


My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest


That would mean it'd go down VERY well
Jay
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11th Jun 09 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)

Not that keen tbh :/


What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though


wierd how?


That'd make me sick if a bird done that...
corsa - gus
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11th Jun 09 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JayM
quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
"You want your bottle, or do you just need your nappy changed?"


My birds quite a bit youngeer than me, I could see that going down like the titanic to be honest


That would mean it'd go down VERY well


That she does, hopefully shes not too well practised

I can say that because I know she isnt at
DizzyRebel
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11th Jun 09 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JayM
quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Im currently shagging a bird in the UK who does that (ATM)

Not that keen tbh :/


What, arse to mouth?
yeah, sounds great in principal, bit weird in reality! she does do literally anything though


wierd how?


That'd make me sick if a bird done that...


Proper lady! Just dont kiss her afterwards.
chloe16v
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11th Jun 09 at 22:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk
DizzyRebel
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11th Jun 09 at 22:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cb87
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk


You faggot, your sig is just a front!
chloe16v
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11th Jun 09 at 22:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
quote:
Originally posted by cb87
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk


You faggot, your sig is just a front!


i'l try anything once but not that, i'l tel you what, let me fuck your ass with a dildo n see if you'll suck it afterwards
DizzyRebel
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11th Jun 09 at 23:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cb87
quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
quote:
Originally posted by cb87
asstomouth is just minging how the fuck can any bird even think of doing it yuk yuk yuk


You faggot, your sig is just a front!


i'l try anything once but not that, i'l tel you what, let me fuck your ass with a dildo n see if you'll suck it afterwards


Mate thats a different thing entirely, i wouldnt eat my own poo! But if a bird wanted to clean me off after i gave her a good bumming then shes just being a proper lady and i have no problem with that!

As for you wanting to do stuff to me, id prefer it if you didnt bring your fantasies into this conversation!
Gareth F
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11th Jun 09 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is so wrong

Chloe stop asking people to bum them with a dildo, its just not nice



chloe16v
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11th Jun 09 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well stop talking about fucking girls arses then putting your cock in their mouths its not nice

and i was only using that as an example, fucking guys arses is just wrong



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