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SVM 286
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4th Aug 09 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Plenty of bog roll and they'll be on their way.
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Plenty of bog roll and they'll be on their way.


Even thats fruitless, I've resorted to fighting them off with the bog brush.. But then I've got to clean the brush
Kurt
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4th Aug 09 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Goo poos are the worse!
Graham88
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Best poos are ones that fall straight out, wipe once and there's nothing on the tissue, it puts a smile on my face everytime
Tommy L
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Squirty poo's or chocolate milk poo's are the worst
mattk
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Strongbow shits are best, the world falls out my arse every saturday morning
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
Best poos are ones that fall straight out, wipe once and there's nothing on the tissue, it puts a smile on my face everytime


Thats a Teflon Turd.
mwg
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4th Aug 09 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I always have a seriously potent shit the morning after a heavy night out on the beer
Tomnova16
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4th Aug 09 at 13:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gravy ftl


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
mattk
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
fizzy gravy ftl
Tomnova16
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
fizzy gravy ftl


ewwwwww bubbles


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
DaveyLC
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4th Aug 09 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fizzy shit is the worst!
mwg
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4th Aug 09 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'm gonna have a shit now
Scotty_B
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4th Aug 09 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
i'm gonna have a shit now


Pics
Mark Prydderch
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
i'm gonna have a shit now


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been and done, too late
mattk
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4th Aug 09 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Took you less than 10 mins! are you at work?
Corsa_Quadz
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4th Aug 09 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This was literally just taken about 5 mins ago, is there anything wrong with me??


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mattk
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4th Aug 09 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fizzy gravy!!
mwg
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4th Aug 09 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I am indeed. Not much to hang around in there for, only magazine in there is NCE (New Civil Engineer)
Corsa_Quadz
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It was fizzy fucking something, didnt have sting mind
Scotty_B
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4th Aug 09 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Death is nigh.
Tommy L
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4th Aug 09 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

god thats sick
mattk
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thats one step away from shitting actual flames
Ojc
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4th Aug 09 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If Ian sees this thread you lot are a in deep shit (literally)

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