Bonney
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quote: Originally posted by Liam B
Copper grease? WD40? Vaseline?
Only works with the squeeking of tight arses that.
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C2RL R
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heard on the radio the other day how to check if you have worms. apparently you shoud stick a piece of cellotape over your balloon knot before bed. then check it in the morning for eggs. pretty rank tbh...
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SportBoy
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fill it with fizzy sweets and cola?
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Benkid
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I find a finger with long nail on the outside of the trouser is the best solution, never inside the trouser or you'll feel the clammy bit, smell your finger, realise it smells, wash it, then smell it again and notice it still smells and will not be able to get rid of the smell for the rest of the day (it's psychological)
HINT-be sure to check nobody is looking or they will probably mock you and call you names such as
-Homo
-Smelly finger
-Brown finger
-the gay guy at work who fingers himself
-Fingerbum
-JayZ
etc...
Alternatively, I find if your seated in an office/car/bed etc you can discreetly squirm from side to side to releave any itchiness that may be occurent on your balloon knot.
Hope this hels and best of luck with your irrative sphynchtor.
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Twiggy
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sudocreme for baby bottoms....
Does the job for me! Just dont stick ya finger in, just apply to ring area.
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Theham85
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Sometimes I burn any remnants off with a mig welder
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Benkid
I find a finger with long nail on the outside of the trouser is the best solution, never inside the trouser or you'll feel the clammy bit, smell your finger, realise it smells, wash it, then smell it again and notice it still smells and will not be able to get rid of the smell for the rest of the day (it's psychological)
HINT-be sure to check nobody is looking or they will probably mock you and call you names such as
-Homo
-Smelly finger
-Brown finger
-the gay guy at work who fingers himself
-Fingerbum
-JayZ
etc...
Alternatively, I find if your seated in an office/car/bed etc you can discreetly squirm from side to side to releave any itchiness that may be occurent on your balloon knot.
Hope this hels and best of luck with your irrative sphynchtor.
You've obviously thought too much about this - this worries me.
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J da Silva
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Best thing to rub on your ringpiece is matanium.
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Theham85
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A good idea is maybe to get one of your mates to tape a brillo pad to his cock and get him to see if he can sort the problem out
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DaveyLC
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Wash it more often.
+1
Wash you filthy pikey!
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Scotty_B
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Lesson learned - Don't shave your asshole as it itches.
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jamied
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get off cs and goto a doctors?
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CorsAsh
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Have your girlfriend insert a prickly pear into you?
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K17STY
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
Have your girlfriend insert a prickly pear into you?
You can fuck right off, if you ever have this problem dont come to me with it!
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CorsAsh
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I'll just yacht across your living room carpet without any pants on. xxx
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txFh0FOcuU4
[Edited on 16-08-2009 by CorsAsh]
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DannyB
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OMG I just lolled so loud
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K17STY
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Griffin did that across the stairs once when he was little, i couldnt decide between ing or being sick.
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DannyB
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My dog does that, amuses me greatly.
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nathy_87
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At the same time its funny and worrying
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SVM 286
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Someone's spoiling for an arse race.
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Andy Stocker
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Itchy butt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Du5oBtohw&feature=fvw
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CorsAsh
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This makes me LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRWRSfcDuQ
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by K17STY
Griffin did that across the stairs once when he was little, i couldnt decide between ing or being sick.
And if I did it?
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Andy Stocker
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Cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2EtLHVoiI&NR=1
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CorsAsh
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This is cuter Andy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvu1AOlWHmI
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