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*JonnyG*
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harrisp
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If it only was that easy.
Lawrah
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Still waiting..
liamgallagher1994
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Still waiting..


God do i need to take one for the team ?
harrisp
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richardworrall
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this thread is useless without pics
_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i'd pogo-stick the 4 miles using only my erection if i got a text like that...


_Allan_
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She's offering you the use of her car, while yours is off the road.

Very kind imo
Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Offering you a mint mate, it's a mating call.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
stan_the_man
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Ok folks, what is N.O.R.W.I.C.H. then?
nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
She's offering you the use of her car, while yours is off the road.

Very kind imo





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Originally posted by stan_the_man
Ok folks, what is N.O.R.W.I.C.H. then?


Nickers off ready when I come home
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Just had a text off one of my girl mates come through asking if i would like a p.o.l.o?

wtf is a p.o.l.o?


whats his name?
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by liamC
quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
Ok folks, what is N.O.R.W.I.C.H. then?


Nickers off ready when I come home


some place in england?
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Still waiting..


Cock tease

I miss getting random texts of random girls. Never got one like that though Thats what happens when you get old.

[Edited on 03-09-2009 by VXR]
mart08uk
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funniest thread for a while tbh!
oli_the_thread
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FLOL

I hope your offline because your seeing if you SPRINT a whole 4 miles!
Warren G
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i messages lawarh, but no reply
Nath
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Picture Of Legs Open


Fuck off.......seriously.


I had a text like that off a girl who works for me about 3 months ago. I ignored it didn't know what it meant.


God...she's 19, i'm 28 and she knows i'm married. Dirty cow.




[Edited on 03-09-2009 by Ben J]
Ben J
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Just looked at text. There were no full stops between letters. Was she just offering me a mint?

[Edited on 03-09-2009 by Ben J]
Cosmo
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Did you text her marco?
Ben-B
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quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man
Ok folks, what is N.O.R.W.I.C.H. then?


a shit hole?

now that could mean 1 of two things so you can decide

[Edited on 03-09-2009 by Br.ANDO]
James_DT
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I know it's not perfect spelling, but:
Nickers Off, Ready When I Come Home
oli_the_thread
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any exciting outcome?
(no pun intended :/ )

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