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jonnysri
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28th Sep 09 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
"get your coat, I've got a knife"


thats brilliant
inliner04
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28th Sep 09 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We are gonna have sex tonight. . .do you know why?





Because im stronger than you. . .
Crana
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28th Sep 09 at 22:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by inliner04
We are gonna have sex tonight. . .do you know why?





Because im stronger than you. . .

lol





'Dose this rag smell like chloroform to you?'
J da Silva
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28th Sep 09 at 23:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Hello there, wow! You only look about 20.....













































stone!"
Mike GSi
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28th Sep 09 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How much do you charge!?
Corsa_Quadz
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29th Sep 09 at 08:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
**Walks over to Girl**

Excuse me feel this...(Pointing to t-shirt)

Girl reaches out and touches tshirt,

Is this boyfriend material??
sc0ott
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29th Sep 09 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can i see your tampon.
Pip308
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29th Sep 09 at 08:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'I bet you a pound I can move your tits without touching them.'
*rubs tits up and down*
'best quid I've ever spent'
Anty
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29th Sep 09 at 09:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pip308
'I bet you a pound I can move your tits without touching them.'
*rubs tits up and down*
'best quid I've ever spent'


classic




you can turn me on anytime..

just like a light switch



have you been sent from heaven?

Baskey
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29th Sep 09 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you like chicken??????

Well suck on this its fowl

[Edited on 29-09-2009 by Baskey]

[Edited on 29-09-2009 by Baskey]
Pip308
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29th Sep 09 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
want to come bck to mine for a pizza and a fuck?

no? dont you like pizza?
J da Silva
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29th Sep 09 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So you like fruit love? Well suck on this, it's a peach!
Ste
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29th Sep 09 at 21:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"I've got Alzheimer's, do I come here often?"

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
MatthewR
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29th Sep 09 at 23:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
"I've got Alzheimer's, do I come here often?"


thats fucking ace
Carl
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29th Sep 09 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
"I've got Alzheimer's, do I come here often?"


thats fucking ace


Yeah it is. Would be lost on half of them though.
Eck
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29th Sep 09 at 23:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When I saw you I got this funny feeling in my stomach, I'm either in love with you or very hungry. We should go for dinner to find out.

Nuts magazine.
LukeS
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29th Sep 09 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This thread is awesome
MatthewR
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29th Sep 09 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you were a burger at Mc Donalds

You'd be a McGorgeous
_Allan_
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29th Sep 09 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
If you were a burger at Mc Donalds

You'd be a McGorgeous


I tried this but got it all wrong and used Burger King.
I called her a double whopper, she was a big lass an all

MatthewR
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30th Sep 09 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL

MarkSport
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30th Sep 09 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some of these are funny as hell

you remind me of a parking ticket

because you got fine written all over you

is your dad a pro theif?

because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

are you a pro athelete?

because you been running through my mind all night

[Edited on 30-09-2009 by MarkSport]
LukeS
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30th Sep 09 at 04:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Top one is amusing
Laura
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30th Sep 09 at 06:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ten ton penguin
Jay
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30th Sep 09 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 12vStig
*beckon lass over with finger*

"if i can make you come that quickly with one finger... think of what else i can do"


Corsa_Quadz
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30th Sep 09 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you like chocolate??

Well pull your pants down and ill give you a boost!

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