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Author What funny shit would you buy for £165?
IvIarkgraham
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blow up the jonnys with a glow stick and help on from your house with the wire
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GO KART FFS.
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humm very odd
Whittie
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You can guess where this is going now!
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Steady on, you'll have none left for the lorry at this rate
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£25 is enough for one night
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You're going to tie someone up and rape them?
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jonnys filled with helium and glow sticks tied to a sex doll so he can get on the news and get some attention
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quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
You're going to tie someone up and rape them?


Yes, it'll be you or Ian.

[Edited on 14-12-2009 by Whittie]
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
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Originally posted by GaryF
You're going to tie someone up and rape them?


Yes, it'll be you or Ian.

[Edited on 14-12-2009 by Whittie]


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Do I get a tenner then kidding! Don't have pay pal.
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No, you can have an ass kicking on the xbox if you really want...
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Your going to fill the condom with helium, put the glow stuff from the glow stick all over it and attach the weight box, and suck some helium into your lungs so you talk funny.

Do I get 10 pounds
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Sure. You on? Ill come on now. Can't sleep.
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Be on in 5 mate
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
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Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
You're going to tie someone up and rape them?


Yes, it'll be you or Ian.

[Edited on 14-12-2009 by Whittie]




It's anal rape Chloe. With a barbed wire condom. Filled with helium. With a sex doll down your throat. Driving a Go Kart. In the back of the CS lorry.
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Omg lag.
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
You're going to tie someone up and rape them?


Yes, it'll be you or Ian.

[Edited on 14-12-2009 by Whittie]




It's anal rape Chloe. With a barbed wire condom. Filled with helium. With a sex doll down your throat. Driving a Go Kart. In the back of the CS lorry.


i some times worry about your thoughts
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Don't blame me, it's Whittie's money/idea
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
You're going to tie someone up and rape them?


Yes, it'll be you or Ian.

[Edited on 14-12-2009 by Whittie]




It's anal rape Chloe. With a barbed wire condom. Filled with helium. With a sex doll down your throat. Driving a Go Kart. In the back of the CS lorry.


i some times worry about your thoughts


Tbh, apart from the CS lorry, you have probably had the rest
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisBoom
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Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
You're going to tie someone up and rape them?


Yes, it'll be you or Ian.

[Edited on 14-12-2009 by Whittie]




It's anal rape Chloe. With a barbed wire condom. Filled with helium. With a sex doll down your throat. Driving a Go Kart. In the back of the CS lorry.


i some times worry about your thoughts


Tbh, apart from the CS lorry, you have probably had the rest
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quote:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1000-MANGO-EXOTIC-FRUITS-CONDOMS-FREE-SHIPPING-UK-NIGHT_W0QQitemZ370214124226QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_WSJL_Wholesale_GL?hash=item56327b3ac2




You've got till next month to use them up, you better get busy!
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Originally posted by Whittie
No, you can have an ass kicking on the xbox if you really want...


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