GTM
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Why not, imagine all the shite you could get away with saying.
hahaha scream her sisters name while shaggin her
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Tommy L
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Downside is if she was in the kitchen (like she should be) you would have to get up and tell her to make you a sandwich instead of just shouting it through. Could become a bit of hassle tbh
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N3CRO
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quote: Originally posted by Dom
quote: Originally posted by TheNobleOne
I don't think I could tbh.
How comes?
Duno. I've never actually thought about it, just don't think I could is all.
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by harrisp
I wouldn't pronounce aye as "I" .
How would you pronounce it?
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Downside is if she was in the kitchen (like she should be) you would have to get up and tell her to make you a sandwich instead of just shouting it through. Could become a bit of hassle tbh
This is why texting was invented.
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Tommy L
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Again, just hassle having to get it out of your pocket and type. Shouting is so much easier
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Again, just hassle having to get it out of your pocket and type. Shouting is so much easier
Carrier pigeon?
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Dom
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Deanne Bray is the actress in question -
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Tommy L
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Fuck it, i'll just get one of those dog zapper collar things that you can put round her neck.
1 zap to make me a sandwich
and 2 zaps if she is too slow and needs to hurry up
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Downside is if she was in the kitchen (like she should be) you would have to get up and tell her to make you a sandwich instead of just shouting it through. Could become a bit of hassle tbh
have a flashing light by the sink, switch on your favourite chair - press it when you want something
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Fuck it, i'll just get one of those dog zapper collar things that you can put round her neck.
1 zap to make me a sandwich
and 2 zaps if she is too slow and needs to hurry up
think there are laws against training your deaf missus like a dog
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Tommy L
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If she tells its 100 zaps
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
If she tells its 100 zaps
FPMSL
should go on dragons den with the idea of a collar for deaf people, would make millions
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Tommy L
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I'll demonstrate on debra as she never invests. Serve her right for not investing
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Cavey
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A guy I know apparently shagged a deaf girl from behind and was shouting all kinds of shit at her.
Probably true as well, he's a crazy bastard who'll shag/do and say anything. And the deafy was fit too
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Kurt
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I saw a horrific video once of a deaf porn star wannabe.. (technically twice)
Severe work warning!!!!!
http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Kurt]
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Dom
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lol Kurt
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AlexSXI
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Anty
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had some photos of a nice lady, she was deaf..
[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Anty]
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by Anty
had some photos of a nice lady, she was deaf..
[Edited on 21-01-2010 by Anty]
post said pics?
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Anty
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lol noooo lol i dont want to be banned
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Budgie
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has to be fitter than the girl in heroes tbh and i might consider it
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by Anty
lol noooo lol i dont want to be banned
U2U?
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J da Silva
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I probably wouldn't, because she wouldn't hear me chatting her up in the first place.
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