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Chris x

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23rd Jan 10 at 18:19

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Rich H

Its just me and you Rich!

Kurt

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23rd Jan 10 at 18:32

This thread is full of Zymlol

Daveskater

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23rd Jan 10 at 18:57

What idiots

Paul Dalton is...

...unable to close his mouth

I bet he watches that every night before going to bed while rubbing one out.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

chris_uk

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23rd Jan 10 at 21:39

what i dont understand (seriously) about detailing your car is this..

you can go so far as to remove scratches and swirl marks.. i get that..

but WHY! spend ££££'s on wax when the end result looks identical to £14.99 Meguiars tech wax?

for example

this

looks just as shiney and clean as..

this..

or this

Gregor

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23rd Jan 10 at 21:40

chris I imagine its because for people like vxr mark , a wee swirl here and there would niggle him to the point where if he didnt get rid of it , he may go on a rampage

John

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23rd Jan 10 at 22:21

quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk

this..

I agree with you somewhat Chris, the same affect can be achieved significantly cheaper, your's only looks so shiny because it's been photoshopped within an inch of it's life though.

chris_uk

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23rd Jan 10 at 23:18

it hasnt actually.

DannyB

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23rd Jan 10 at 23:25

Paul Dalton is...Miracle Detail

Daveskater

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23rd Jan 10 at 23:26

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Paul Dalton is...gay

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

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23rd Jan 10 at 23:30

paul daltons one is amazing

on the matter of vxr marc, ive seen his car at a show and ojc's car is actully cleaner in quite a few ways

Tommy L

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23rd Jan 10 at 23:32

Miracle Detail's new HD film trailer

WTF? Does he think he is some sort of film star now? He's a bellend with some wax

Rich H

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23rd Jan 10 at 23:58

quote:
Originally posted by Chris x
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Rich H

Its just me and you Rich!

Confused by that as I wasn't even at my PC at that time

Nic Barnes

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24th Jan 10 at 02:25

will_ainsworth

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24th Jan 10 at 05:38

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
lol 5K

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNAmZPgcBzU&feature=related

that bentley with the david plate, saw that in london the other day in a hotel entrance near old burlington street. who is that chap?

Rich H

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24th Jan 10 at 10:06

The VXR Marc one is how he does all his write ups these days, hence his whole YouTube channel lol: http://www.youtube.com/user/vxrmarc

Paul Dalton's I have no idea!

[Edited on 26-01-2010 by Rich H]

chr15barn3s

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24th Jan 10 at 10:29

I really don't like watching it on a video. It tajes too long to go through it. I like just scanning through the pictures and il stop and look if they interest me.

gavin18787

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24th Jan 10 at 10:47

Did he not at any point feel like a plank filming himself cleaning a car in the NEC

I got self concious last time I took a pic of my car when I had cleaned it

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

NovalutionGSi

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24th Jan 10 at 11:30

after watching the 2nd Paul Dalton video, i have to ask, is that a fucking sponge he's using to wash the Bentley?? no wonder its 5k.....he probably put 100% of the scratches on the car whilst washing it!

I have seen a post of VXR Marc getting bored, so he detailed his/his wife's Hoover......was the cleanest Dyson i've ever seen!

chr15barn3s

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24th Jan 10 at 11:41

It's a zymol sponge. They are pretty good to be fair and work differently to a normal sponge.

Nath

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24th Jan 10 at 12:09

quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
what i dont understand (seriously) about detailing your car is this..

you can go so far as to remove scratches and swirl marks.. i get that..

but WHY! spend ££££'s on wax when the end result looks identical to £14.99 Meguiars tech wax?

Lasts longer I guess.

BLine_Sport

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24th Jan 10 at 12:13

hahahahaha jumped up valeters ftw! making something mundane into a load of hyped up bollocks

BLine_Sport

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24th Jan 10 at 12:16

just rewatched the first one.... mixing at 3.45 am i the only one who just cringed??

Doug

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24th Jan 10 at 12:25

The second video is actually very good. VXR Marc does come across as abit of a penis. Paul's video actually looks very slick and clearly there is time, effort and cash gone into it. Marc's just looks like a sad man who uses cotton buds to clean cars.

gavin18787

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24th Jan 10 at 13:01

quote:
Originally posted by BLine_Sport
just rewatched the first one.... mixing at 3.45 am i the only one who just cringed??

No I did as well

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

Griffiths1991

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24th Jan 10 at 15:45

quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787

quote:
Originally posted by BLine_Sport
just rewatched the first one.... mixing at 3.45 am i the only one who just cringed??

No I did as well

haha thats really bad, wounder if he did it himself

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