LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
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lol
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
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- Ethnicity: White.
- Hair colour: Brown.
- Eye colour: Blue.
- Weight: 190lb.
- Height: 6'2".
- Sexuality: Straight.
- IQ: 146 IIRC
- Education level: Higher.
- STDs: not been tested for a while.
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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aids
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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quote: Originally posted by LukeS
aids
You told me you were clean!
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LukeS
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SetH
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x 2 Epic fail posts in one day?
Seriously dont even contemplate this. you will no doubt get shafted by the girls who will inevitably become psycho at some point down the line and no matter what you do you will be made out to be the cunt and have to pay up.
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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Become psycho? Girls are fucking born psycho!
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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DaveyLC has been taking lessons off Doyle.
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a_j_mair
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DaveyLC
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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quote: Originally posted by DaveyLC
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- Ethnicity: downy.
- Hair colour: ginger.
- Eye colour: pink.
- Weight: 490lb.
- Height: 3'2".
- Sexuality: Gay.
- IQ: 14 IIRC
- Education level: Low.
- STDs: aids.
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
quote: Originally posted by DaveyLC
LIST:
- Ethnicity: downy.
- Hair colour: ginger.
- Eye colour: pink.
- Weight: 490lb.
- Height: 3'2".
- Sexuality: Gay.
- IQ: 14 IIRC
- Education level: Low.
- STDs: aids.
I just spat my tea out!
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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Why? Do they want discounted houses?
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MarkSport
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When i read the title i was expecting this to be by doyle for some reason
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Brett
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Seriously WTF
NO
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Corsa_Sport21
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Registered: 13th Apr 08
Location: Leven, Fife. Drives : 205 GTi
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Maybe they just want to try turn you?
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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wtf...
You say you want kids? so you're gonna treat these kids as your own child? - what happens when another bloke turns up and starts acting as a dad? How much financial support will you give them etc? Are you going to ask for access to the kids several times a week?
... Sounds like a big life fail.
Think of the kids. Will be confusing as hell... 'Who is my dad? why doesn't he live with us? Is he a prick that ran away after I was born?'.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
they want gay children, he's the obvious choice
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Only sperm donation I'd contemplate is the one that goes up their ass or on their tits.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
Only sperm donation I'd contemplate is the one that goes up their ass or on their tits.
They cant get preggo from swallowing it mate.
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Marc
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I didn't mention swallowing it
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Cosmo
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Hence why I was informing you of another way you can contemplate.
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by DaveyLC
This is going to sound really funny...............blah blah etc.
I dont think it sounds funny, I think it sounds rather sad.
What the fucks wrong with people......whats going through girls minds these days if there asking folk to get them pregers, so they can become single parents.
No doubt its a ploy to claim benifits but I really dont think its on at all, or fair on any possible baby. They should grow up, I bet their mearly kids themselves!!
More the shame on you for considering it, you should be dishing them out free handfulls of 'shut the fuck up', not spunk!!
Deary me!!
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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i'm waiting for the next thread tbh, Davey asking if it's ok to buy a bride....
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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get a vasectomy and agree to do it
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