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JadeM
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It's maybe a baton and she's caught him and battered him to death with it
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Originally posted by stu_c
cum on !!!


or unused
JadeM
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He's replying now !!!!!!!!!!!!!
C2RL R
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you sit like a homo btw
stu_c
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
It's maybe a baton and she's caught him and battered him to death with it




after that i hope it is a dildo
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you sit like a homo btw


He's allowed, that's how the older generation sit
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FFS,

I dont like where this is going



She's coming down now so I'm going to twist her arm to put me/us out of our misery.

Knowing mum it's pants (not literally) anyway
JadeM
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It's a lengthy reply, over 3 mins now ....
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It's a big drill bit, defo
JadeM
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No way !!! Quick open the other end before she comes back to see if it shows anything more!!!
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
you sit like a homo btw


He's allowed, that's how the older generation sit




Yep, she's tapping away on ebay now...and by god that is being opened in a minute.

I'm not allowed to open it, I'm one of the blokes in steves thread
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Open it then hit her round the head with it for not letting you open it, then get her to make you a sandwich
stu_c
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Open it then hit her round the head with it for not letting you open it, then get her to make you a sandwich


love it!!!
Jules S
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Open it then hit her round the head with it for not letting you open it, then get her to make you a sandwich


She's winding me up now

Ooooh it's a closed box, she just opened it...god I bet it's rubbish
DannyB
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Lifetime supply of watch batteries
JadeM
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I dont care if its rubbish I just need to know I just cant stand the suspence
Cole
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oh come on what is it
C2RL R
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stick of rock that says "suck this instead of my son" all the way through it.
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Oh my fucking god.

Seriously, I'm going to have words with the rents

It's an umbrella, I mean seriously WTF?

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quote:
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Oh my fucking god.

Seriously, I'm going to have words with the rents

It's an umbrella, I mean seriously WTF?



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Watch what your doing with it, its unlucky to put it up in doors
stu_c
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just a plain umbrella?
Cosmo
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Seriously 2 pages and not one person has question the fact that the way he is sat he could not possibly have a gf?!
C2RL R
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yeah i have already
stu_c
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Seriously 2 pages and not one person has question the fact that the way he is sat he could not possibly have a gf?!


fuking

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