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Jamie Walby
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30th Sep 10 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I took a girl out on a first date the other day. She goes travelling for 9 months in 4 weeks. Waste of an evening IMO.
MatthewR
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Jamie that means your balls in mate!!!
Jamie Walby
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go on.....
Jake
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its not a bad way to go on a first date, you have a a topic of discussion and end up getting sidetracked talking about how youre on anti depressants so you cant ejaculate
LeeM
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quote:
Originally posted by scoob
quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
how did you ask her in the end?



saw her in town and asked her


see, easy
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youll be too tired after cinema to go for drinks. def go for a drink first date, let it last an hour tops ,ull know and she will know whether to bother. if shes a slut stay 2 hours get her pissed n fuck her then abandon her
Simon L
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Kids these days. No morals at all.
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quote:
Originally posted by baza31
youll be too tired after cinema to go for drinks. def go for a drink first date, let it last an hour tops ,ull know and she will know whether to bother. if shes a slut stay 2 hours get her pissed n fuck her then abandon her


Too tired...after sitting watching a film... What the fuck is wrong with you?
ashleh
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Sitting in the dark not moving for 2 hours...I'm usually nackered after going to the cinema .
Ojc
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Go to the toilet half way through the film and don't bother going back
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will_ainsworth
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I took a girl out once.




Hammer
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I went on a first date to the cinema once, the first thing she said when she got in the car was 'my mate did anal last night and followed through on the guys living room rug'.

I realised fairly quickly I was getting my end wet that night.
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you realised you were about to get aids
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I went on a first date to the cinema once, the first thing she said when she got in the car was 'my mate did anal last night and followed through on the guys living room rug'.

I realised fairly quickly I was getting my end wet that night.


should of said 'i know bitch is still cleaning the rug'
Hammer
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I almost did catch aids off her tbh, it turned out she was/is the town bike

Barebacking the town bike FTL

[Edited on 01-10-2010 by Hammer]
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that would have been my first thought as soon as she said that lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I almost did catch aids off her tbh, it turned out she was/is the town bike

Barebacking the town bike FTL

[Edited on 01-10-2010 by Hammer]


1 in the bum no harm done
Ojc
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Steve has never had sex BTW
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So how did it go? Updates needed
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
So how did it go? Pictures needed


@ one in the bum no harm done
Jamie Walby
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I took a girl out once.







indeed
Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I almost did catch aids off her tbh, it turned out she was/is the town bike

Barebacking the town bike FTL

[Edited on 01-10-2010 by Hammer]


Plus I bet you wasted about £6 buying her a cinema ticket too
fazza
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thats like paying £6 for aids
Hammer
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Have you seen the price of cinema tickets these days?

I paid at least 8 quid for aids.

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