kerzo
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i really do watch too much simpsons! my fave episode has to be the one with stampy the elephant.
Marge: Homer he looks like he could gore
Homer: hehe he does look like Al Gore
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DanielJ
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Hello Homer! I'm George Harrison. Oh my God. Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie?
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shawboy
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i think the one where george bush senior moves in across the road and bart fucks every thing up and gets spanked.
then homer declares war on bush.
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
that one where he steals moes car.
it's driving down the hill, homer rolls out, hit a rock and rolls back in 
"thats what they get for not hailing to the chimp!"
Phil: - i know its sad but i've got some phucking got laughs off crowds of people by repreating some of the lines!
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DanielJ
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Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
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OFcorsa
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George bush: Your boy destroyed my memories
Homer you never told me you destroyed hi memories!
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carl moffatt
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homes: " Guys like me!, i'm a guy like me!"
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Phil Hall
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 Carl. Where's Lenny at?
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Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by carl moffatt
homes: " Guys like me!, i'm a guy like me!"
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Robbo
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Gil: Honey, u shud of seen me with my last customer, no but it was so close... whos voice is that, is that bill?? I thought that was over... no dont put him on! Hi bill hows it going!!! Canyonero.... Canyonerrrrroooo!!
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Robbo
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Max Power.... its the name ud like to touch, but u must not touch!!!!!
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Robbo
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Ralph to Lisa: whats the answer 2 number 7
Lisa: I cant tell u ralph, that wud defeat the object of standardised testing as a means of evaluation
Ralph: My cats name is mittens
The BEST simpsons moment of all time
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carl moffatt
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quote:
Originally posted by Phil Hall
Carl. Where's Lenny at?
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Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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Homer : Take that candy boyz... kicks the vending machine shakes the drink can with the packet of fizzy sweets on top and legs it with the explosion behind him!!!
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Robbo
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From Police Cops episode
Carl to Homer: So Homer, now that ure famous can I have ur signature?
Homer: sure, whats ur name?
Carl: Homer, we've worked 2getha for 10 years!
Homer: 
Carl: Its Carl
Homer: Here u go (looks at signature)... Carl
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Phil Hall
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Just thought of another one.
Homer> Im a white male aged 18-35, everybody listens to me. (Opens cupboard to reveal a can of "Nuts and gum - together at last!" )
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carl moffatt
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quote:
Originally posted by RobboSRi
From Police Cops episode
Carl to Homer: So Homer, now that ure famous can I have ur signature?
Homer: sure, whats ur name?
Carl: Homer, we've worked 2getha for 10 years!
Homer:
Carl: Its Carl
Homer: Here u go (looks at signature)... Carl
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Phil Hall
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And more..............
Simpsons lines - Troy McClure -
hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such...
educational films as 'Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,' and 'Here Comes the Metric System!'
fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal'
films as 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules' and 'Dial 'M' for Murderousness'
films as ''P' is for Psycho' and 'The President's Neck is Missing'
films as 'Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die' and 'Gladys, the Groovy Mule'
films as 'The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed' and 'They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall'
Fox Network Specials as 'Alien Nose Job' and 'The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show'
self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Some Confidence, Stupid!
nature films as 'Earwigs: Ewwww' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory'
celebrity funerals as 'Andre The Giant: We Hardly Knew Ye' and 'Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge'
telethons as 'Out With Gout '88' and 'Let's Save Tony Orlando's House'
cartoons as 'Christmas Ape' and 'Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp'
driver's ed films as 'Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass' and 'The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot'
TV spinoffs as 'Son of Sanford and Son' and 'After Mannix'
instructional videos as 'Mothballing Your Battleship' and 'Dig Your Own Grave and Save'
public service videos as 'Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds' and 'Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness'
medical films as 'Alice Doesn't Live Anymore' and 'Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?'
automated information kiosks as 'Welcome to Springfield Airport' and 'Where's Nordstrom?'
do-it-yourself home videos such as 'The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair'
dates as last nights dinner
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OFcorsa
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Phil have you just watched the entire collection of the simpsons?
Bond:Scorpio do you expect me to talk,
Scorpio: I don't expect anything from you mr bond except to die and be a very cheap funeral!
Homer i want you to fall backwards and i'll catch you on the count of 3... 3-2 1 moment homer...oh my god he's on the floor don't put that up to mistrust now homer!
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OFcorsa
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Bart speaking into a dictaphone:"mental note put spider in lisas bed"
Stop recording
Bart starts rcording again "heheheheheh"
stops recording
Bart starts recording again"heheheheh"
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
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Fire saftey bear: your not goina start any fires are you?
Ralph Wiggam: In my house we call them uh ohs
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Mikorsa16v
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"oohh look maggie lost her baby legs"
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Corsa_Sri_1995
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Do u remeber the one that starts with Homer singing the Flintstones theme tune except with his own words and it ends with..simpson, homer simpson he's about to hit a chestnut tree! I was in knots laughing at that one!
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OFcorsa
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"simpson, homer simpson he's the greatest guy in history..from the town of springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree"
Sorry im a simpson freak!
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OFcorsa
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Moe sizlack: "town jubilation committe, i've got something thats gonna make you a lot less jubilent"
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