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Fro
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8th Dec 10 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fad
i'd be leaving something in there with laxitives next time mate


For real, Inject it with some voodoo shit.
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at my work if there is food left over from meetings etc then it goes into the kitchen.
if there was a gateau sitting there, frozen or not it people will take slices.
Fro
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8th Dec 10 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Now that's fair game meeting days can be good
sand-eel
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A guy at work got his spaghetti+sausages tin eaten the other day and was fuming, pretty funny actually...not to mention someone cut the plug off his stereo so no one else could use it, raging that day he was.
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
hows the hunt going fro?


No leads as yet, potential of 7 floors, and it could have been eaten yesterday, going to have a snoop in the canteeen in a bit and try to find the box.


go good cop, bad cop on everyone.

you: (just ask them nicely) 'what you having for lunch today?''
them: (wrong answer)
you: (in a stern voice) 'listen up fuckface! i know you had my lunch and i'll the beat the shit out of you to get it back'

do it and you'll find your lunch stealing hussy in no time
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i'd be leaving something in there with laxitives next time mate


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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by Fad
i'd be leaving something in there with laxitives next time mate


For real, Inject it with some voodoo shit.


No mate just some Turbo Lax will do....
Fro
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John - What happened?

Budge - May also find myself with a P45
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
i'd be leaving something in there with laxitives next time mate

good idea, you'd find out who it was too
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
at my work if there is food left over from meetings etc then it goes into the kitchen.
if there was a gateau sitting there, frozen or not it people will take slices.


Same with us. But it's left out, not in the fridge If anyone took my food I would genuinely throw them into a hydraulic press.
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quote:
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John - What happened?


Someone was stealing his milk and it ended in laxitives, can't remember if it's a prem thread or not.
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
John - What happened?

Budge - May also find myself with a P45


someone kept stealing his milk, so he put laxative in it, but the laxative so brown so didn't really work.
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so = was
John
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There's an edit function on here mate.
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It takes longer and TBH nobody NOBODY wants the dreaded "edit" in their post
It means you've failed at the english language.
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Using codewords
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
John - What happened?

Budge - May also find myself with a P45


plenty of other jobs out there and if you have to get rid of the vr6 to pay bills.....
im here
Root
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If you got caught spiking your own food that you know they're going to steal, just say you know nothing about the food being tainted and that someone must have targetted you
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our boss stocks the cupboards and fridge and freezer weekly, so we have non of these arguments, plus we all save monies and don't have to go to the effort of going the shops. WIN
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quote:
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our boss stocks the cupboards and fridge and freezer weekly, so we have non of these arguments, plus we all save monies and don't have to go to the effort of going the shops. WIN

pretty cool.

I fill up my belly before a shift and take a few quid if I get hungry for vending machines...sucks to be last in the canteen though because they empty fast
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Steve - I'm trying to sell the VR anyway Taking it for a new MOT tomorrow hopefully.

Lee - That would never happen here Slave labour
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Steve - I'm trying to sell the VR anyway Taking it for a new MOT tomorrow hopefully.

Lee - That would never happen here Slave labour


i'll give you a shiny sticker, a mars bar and a man hug for it

deal yeah
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Steve - I'm trying to sell the VR anyway Taking it for a new MOT tomorrow hopefully.

Lee - That would never happen here Slave labour


is because you are black yes
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yvonne brought lunch into her work when she worked in the FCO and some temp worker went in the fridge and ate it

i would go psycho if that ever happened to me, and they would never live it down.
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I bet this yvonne has been working there for years and has no ambition in life and thinks she is higher up than she really is?

[Edited on 08-12-2010 by sand-eel]

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