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maybes_aye_maybes_naw

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2nd Apr 03 at 11:58

quote:
Originally posted by viera

Shall i tell you what a knockout stage is?

Nah ur ok ive seen u lot get knocked outta them enuff to grasp the theroy behind it.......although i do tend to think ur supposed to win all them not balls it up spectatulary when u get there..............

and i can always live with the knowledge that Scotland and Gerrmany made ur two last games under the twin towers very enjoyable for me

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by maybes_aye_maybes_naw]

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2nd Apr 03 at 12:00

Its obvious none of you know anything about football so:

1 Brazil 853
2 Spain 780
3 France 778
4 Argentina 761
5 Germany 758
6 Netherlands 752
7 Turkey 732
8 Mexico 729
9 England 725
10 United States 723
11 Denmark 704
12 Portugal 700
13 Italy 699
14 Ireland Republic 696
15 Czech Republic 685
16 Belgium 683
17 Cameroon 678
18 Paraguay 672
19 Korea Republic 668
20 Serbia and Montenegro 667
21 Costa Rica 660
22 Russia 654
23 Sweden 652
24 Romania 650
25 Japan 647
26 Norway 646
27 Uruguay 640
28 Senegal 639
29 Ecuador 630
30 Nigeria 627
30 South Africa 627
32 Iran 623
32 Poland 623
34 Croatia 622
35 Morocco 615
36 Slovenia 613
37 Colombia 611
38 Saudi Arabia 608
39 Honduras 598
40 Egypt 593
41 Switzerland 587
42 Finland 582
43 Israel 580
44 Tunisia 579
45 Australia 576
45 Bulgaria 576
45 Ukraine 576
48 Greece 573
49 Trinidad and Tobago 564
50 New Zealand 561
51 Jamaica 551
51 Wales 551
53 Iraq 547
54 Guatemala 541
54 Thailand 541
56 Hungary 535
57 Austria 533
58 China PR 530
58 Slovakia 530
60 Zimbabwe 527
61 Ghana 521
61 Iceland 521
63 Congo DR 520
63 Scotland 520
65 Estonia 519
66 Qatar 514
67 Algeria 513
68 Côte d'Ivoire 505
69 Venezuela 498
70 Canada 496
70 Jordan 496
70 Zambia 496
73 Cuba 493
74 Haiti 492
75 Belarus 485
75 Latvia 485
77 Chile 483
77 Mali 483
79 Burkina Faso 480
80 Angola 479
81 El Salvador 477
81 Kenya 477
83 Kuwait 476
84 Indonesia 473
85 Peru 472
86 Cyprus 470
87 Macedonia FYR 464
88 Bosnia-Herzegovina 461
89 Togo 459
90 United Arab Emirates 458
91 Syria 455
92 Liberia 452
93 Georgia 450
94 Barbados 449
95 Vietnam SR 447
96 Libya 433
97 Bahrain 430
97 Bolivia 430
99 Malawi 425
99 Uzbekistan 425
101 Albania 423
102 Oman 422
103 Singapore 420
104 Madagascar 418
105 Congo 416
106 Lithuania 414
107 Northern Ireland 409
108 Uganda 408
109 Malaysia 402
110 Lebanon 398
111 Azerbaijan 396
112 St. Kitts and Nevis 395
113 Armenia 392
114 Sudan 391
115 St. Lucia 389
116 Moldova 388
117 Swaziland 387
118 Faroe Islands 378
118 Tahiti 378
120 Kazakhstan 372
121 Panama 368
122 Guinea 359
123 India 356
124 Gabon 353
125 Malta 349
126 Rwanda 346
127 Lesotho 338
128 Korea DPR 336
129 Namibia 334
130 Mauritius 331
131 Mozambique 326
132 Botswana 321
133 Benin 320
134 Grenada 317
135 Turkmenistan 312
136 Sierra Leone 309
137 Burundi 307
138 Andorra 302
139 Sri Lanka 299
140 Ethiopia 298
141 Hong Kong 287
142 Fiji 285
143 Surinam 282
144 Palestine 280
145 Yemen 279
146 Gambia 274
147 Bangladesh 272
148 Maldives Republic 271
149 Solomon Islands 265
150 St. Vincent and the Grenadines 261
151 Myanmar 258
152 Liechtenstein 255
153 Luxembourg 250
154 Dominican Republic 231
155 Tanzania 230
156 Chinese Taipei 229
157 Cape Verde Islands 220
158 Nepal 217
159 Vanuatu 215
160 Antigua and Barbuda 214
161 Eritrea 206
162 San Marino 196
163 Belize 195
164 British Virgin Islands 193
164 Pakistan 193
166 Samoa 192
167 Papua New Guinea 188
168 Kyrgyzstan 186
168 Laos 186
170 Cambodia 182
171 Cayman Islands 173
172 Tajikistan 172
173 Nicaragua 171
174 Chad 170
175 Guyana 165
176 Bermuda 159
176 Dominica 159
178 Tonga 151
179 Netherlands Antilles 142
180 Philippines 131
181 Mauritania 130
182 Central African Republic 129
183 Niger 125
184 Cook Islands 121
184 Macao 121
186 Guinea-Bissau 117
187 Bahamas 107
188 Seychelles 106
189 Mongolia 95
190 Somalia 87
191 Aruba 86
191 São Tomé e Príncipe 86
193 Equatorial Guinea 82
194 Brunei Darussalam 69
195 Djibouti 65
196 Anguilla 61
197 US Virgin Islands 50
198 Afghanistan 48
199 Puerto Rico 47
200 Bhutan 38
201 Guam 21
202 American Samoa 20
203 Turks and Caicos Islands 17
204 Montserrat 8

maybes_aye_maybes_naw

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2nd Apr 03 at 12:03

mmmm fifa rankings arent really worth the paper there printed on as not everyone plays everyone and some teams ie the concaf ones have not the hardest of opponents which inturn gives them an unhealthy advantage when getting points against a shower of numptie's.........

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2nd Apr 03 at 12:03

quote:
Originally posted by -Aliba-
If you like, but whilst your at it, tell us what it feels like to get knocked-out in such a stage. Oh, and how it feels to get knocked out by the "hand of god"

Annoying as you can imagine, but experiencing the footy on the knockout stages is a lot better, especially when you get to extra time and penalties, shall i tell you what they are aswell.

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2nd Apr 03 at 12:08

i need to read it again gower. I remember at one point last year, FIFA rankings put Scotland 1 above Iraq at 200 something!!

Dave

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by Cybermonkey24]

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2nd Apr 03 at 12:12

im puttin a few quid on Turkey 3-1 to win. Obviously i want England to win but the Turks r a good team. Scots & Sheep don't get to excited have any of you ever used you passport abroad yet to the world cup or euro champs??

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2nd Apr 03 at 12:18

Its always enjoyable to read how pumped up the jocks get about qualifying- After all its the longest run of games they tend to get in any major tornament.

Down here in england with all our jobs and our nicer weather we tend to get more excited when were playing the likes of argentina, brazil and germany in the later stages of comps, even beating them in the final

maybe's.........................you sound by your comments about cusing people at work that you live in england..........MAY I SUGGEST YOU TAKE YOUR IRON BREW, YOUR BILLY CONNOLY AND YOUR ALEX FERGUSON AND FUCK OFF BACK OVER THE WALL- STOP BEING A COCKY SHITE JUST COS YOUVE BEATEN A LOAD OF FUCKING ALBANIAN PIG FARMERS ECT

PS- LEARN TO SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:19

arghhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha

YOU BOYS TOOK ONE HELLLLL OF A BEATING

WHERE ARE YOU NOW MAYBES- WHERE ARE YOU?

Looks like your prediction of what could happen is out the window- All you bitter jocks must love seeing owen, becks, rooney, ferdinand cambell dominating against world class opposition

AYE THERLL BE SUM WEE TEARS SHED ON THE KILTS TONITE

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:30

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by viera]

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:46

nows whos laughing?
Group Stage

Group 1
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 France 5 5 0 0 19 2 17 3.80 0.40 3.00 15
2 Slovenia 3 2 0 1 7 6 1 2.33 2.00 2.00 6
3 Israel 3 1 1 1 4 3 1 1.33 1.00 1.33 4
4 Cyprus 4 1 1 2 5 8 -3 1.25 2.00 1.00 4
5 Malta 5 0 0 5 1 17 -16 0.20 3.40 0.00 0
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 10
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Switzerland 4 2 2 0 7 3 4 1.75 0.75 2.00 8
2 Russia 3 2 0 1 9 6 3 3.00 2.00 2.00 6
3 Albania 4 1 2 1 5 6 -1 1.25 1.50 1.25 5
4 Ireland 4 1 1 2 5 7 -2 1.25 1.75 1.00 4
5 Georgia 3 0 1 2 2 6 -4 0.66 2.00 0.33 1
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 2
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Norway 4 3 1 0 7 2 5 1.75 0.50 2.50 10
2 Denmark 4 2 1 1 9 6 3 2.25 1.50 1.75 7
3 Romania 4 2 0 2 12 6 6 3.00 1.50 1.50 6
4 Bosnia-Herzegovina 4 2 0 2 4 5 -1 1.00 1.25 1.50 6
5 Luxembourg 4 0 0 4 0 13 -13 0.00 3.25 0.00 0
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 3
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Czech Republic 4 3 1 0 9 1 8 2.25 0.25 2.50 10
2 Netherlands 4 3 1 0 9 2 7 2.25 0.50 2.50 10
3 Austria 4 2 0 2 4 7 -3 1.00 1.75 1.50 6
4 Belarus 4 1 0 3 2 8 -6 0.50 2.00 0.75 3
5 Moldova 4 0 0 4 2 8 -6 0.50 2.00 0.00 0
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 4
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Latvia 3 2 1 0 2 0 2 0.66 0.00 2.33 7
2 Poland 4 2 1 1 7 1 6 1.75 0.25 1.75 7
3 Sweden 3 1 2 0 3 2 1 1.00 0.66 1.66 5
4 Hungary 4 1 2 1 5 3 2 1.25 0.75 1.25 5
5 San Marino 4 0 0 4 0 11 -11 0.00 2.75 0.00 0
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 5
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Germany 3 2 1 0 5 2 3 1.66 0.66 2.33 7
2 Lithuania 5 2 1 2 4 6 -2 0.80 1.20 1.40 7
3 Scotland 4 2 1 1 6 4 2 1.50 1.00 1.75 7
4 Iceland 3 1 0 2 4 4 0 1.33 1.33 1.00 3
5 Faroe Islands 3 0 1 2 3 6 -3 1.00 2.00 0.33 1
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 6
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Spain 4 3 1 0 10 2 8 2.50 0.50 2.50 10
2 Ukraine 4 1 3 0 6 4 2 1.50 1.00 1.50 6
3 Greece 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 1.00 1.00 1.50 6
4 Armenia 4 1 1 2 3 7 -4 0.75 1.75 1.00 4
5 Northern Ireland 4 0 1 3 0 6 -6 0.00 1.50 0.25 1
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 7
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 England 4 3 1 0 8 3 5 2.00 0.75 2.50 10
2 Turkey 4 3 0 1 10 3 7 2.50 0.75 2.25 9
3 Slovakia 4 2 0 2 7 5 2 1.75 1.25 1.50 6
4 Macedonia 4 0 2 2 4 7 -3 1.00 1.75 0.50 2
5 Liechtenstein 4 0 1 3 1 12 -11 0.25 3.00 0.25 1
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 8
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Bulgaria 4 3 1 0 6 1 5 1.50 0.25 2.50 10
2 Croatia 4 2 1 1 6 2 4 1.50 0.50 1.75 7
3 Belgium 4 2 0 2 2 6 -4 0.50 1.50 1.50 6
4 Estonia 3 0 2 1 0 1 -1 0.00 0.33 0.66 2
5 Andorra 3 0 0 3 1 5 -4 0.33 1.66 0.00 0
[Fixtures & Results]

Group 9
Team Pld W D L F A GD GFA GAA PpG Pts
1 Wales 4 4 0 0 10 1 9 2.50 0.25 3.00 12
2 Italy 4 2 1 1 6 3 3 1.50 0.75 1.75 7
3 Serbia and Montenegro 3 1 2 0 5 3 2 1.66 1.00 1.66 5
4 Finland 4 1 0 3 3 6 -3 0.75 1.50 0.75 3
5 Azerbaijan 5 0 1 4 2 13 -11 0.40 2.60 0.20 1
[Fixtures & Results]

Leading Scorers

D Beckham England 4
J Tomasson Denmark 4
S Wiltord France 4
T Henry France 4
A Del Piero Italy 3
C Contra Romania 3
E Gudjohnsen Iceland 3
E Siljak Slovenia 3
H Yakin Switzerland 3
J Hartson Wales 3
J Koller Czech Republic 3
S Nemeth Slovakia 3
Serhat Akin Turkey 3
T Razanauskas Lithuania 3
Z Gera Hungary 3
Z Zidane France 3

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by shawboy]

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2nd Apr 03 at 23:24

Brilliant predictions mate!! If only u could beat lithuania!!!!!

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2nd Apr 03 at 23:29

quote:
Originally posted by maybes_aye_maybes_naw
Doesnt really matter if u get a draw tonite as u could but u have to go out and win as there is no chance of u winning in Istanbul............and if Sven doesnie play Rooney then he is a bigger numptie than i imagined

ALSO work is more fun if England struggle........oooo how i when brazil beat u in the World Cup last year and i got paid to watch that.........and too hear that u let a goal in straight from a corner just made the shift go quicker.........wonder whats gonna happen tonite

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by maybes_aye_maybes_naw]

Thats funny mate, i dont recall seeing scotland in any major competitions for a little while

If ur gonna lose u may as well lose to the Champs!!

Face it Scotland suck! You aint even gonna make it to Portugal2004!!

I find it funny when people diss England! No matter how much u knock them down they just bounce straight back up again and beat the 3rd best team in last years world

maybes_aye_maybes_naw

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:15

welll i was at work........
i didnt say we would beat them......
they did draw with Germany at the weekend there so they cannie be that bad........and it did have to be a tim that cannie get a game for his own team that gives away the penalty........
and we gave Brazil a run for there money back in '98...........and it was a tim that fluffed that one up as well

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
MAY I SUGGEST YOU TAKE YOUR IRON BREW,
PS- LEARN TO SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH

When u can spell mate.........first things first

[Edited on 03-04-2003 by maybes_aye_maybes_naw]

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:29

id luv 2 c wales wipe the smug faces of sven an his boys

maybes_aye_maybes_naw

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:36

quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
id luv 2 c wales wipe the smug faces of sven an his boys

ps.. would be made all the sweeter if a certain Mr Giggs finished them off having turned down the chance to play for them as well

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:38

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Pepper
STOP BEING A COCKY SHITE JUST COS YOUVE BEATEN A LOAD OF FUCKING ALBANIAN PIG FARMERS ECT

I sense a pot calling the kettle black here..........especially after ur current run of form in the qualifying

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:38

they offered england a friendly an they wudnt av none of it. i cud jus imagine big john blastin a volley in the top corner infront of 72 thousand 2 win the match against england

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:43

Not sure if u noticed but they play 4 games not 3 m8 so that dont make sense

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