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Kerry
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28th Feb 11 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

then i ring up to discuss an account, go through security talk about my account realise its still down at old address but noooo i cant do it over the phone due to security reasons i have to write a letter!!
i mean who writes letters? and she just discussed my account!!
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breathe woman.

[Edited on 28-02-2011 by Russ]
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Does it mean anything if my female colleage makes me a cup of tea and out of all the mugs in the cupboard, gives me a "Sex God" mug???

Does she want my babies?

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Jizz all over her face. if she takes it well then babies away.
if she screams and files a complaint with hr then no.
Kerry
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its too subtle ben
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Does it mean anything if my female colleage makes me a cup of tea and out of all the mugs in the cupboard, gives me a "Sex God" mug???

Does she want my babies?





Didn't you learn the first time
Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Does it mean anything if my female colleage makes me a cup of tea and out of all the mugs in the cupboard, gives me a "Sex God" mug???

Does she want my babies?






Didn't you learn the first time


Deffo won't be going down that route again.


She is very fit tho.



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100% not interested in you then
_Allan_
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Did I leave my cup in the kitchen again?

[Edited on 28-02-2011 by _Allan_]
Ben J
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Okay...shes now telling me that her and her boyfriend are having problems.....




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Aye, shoulder to cry on an all that. You're a naughty boy Ben. I see a divorce in store.
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Aye, shoulder to cry on an all that. You're a naughty boy Ben. I see a divorce in store.


No way. Nothing gonna happen. I'm probs wrong about it anyway....
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Morning GYPOS!
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Mornin
Russ
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afternoon. so cold
Matt L
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helloooooooo everyone

is it bed time yet?

also mike/joe GOOD NEWS!

[Edited on 28-02-2011 by Matt L]
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Kerry
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joe are u road tripping to norfolk in july?
Matt L
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joe
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Kerry, I was planning on it (with a stop over in Essex) but need to work out what's going on with work as I'm now starting a new job either June or July so not sure about time off yet

[Edited on 28-02-2011 by Conway563]
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i really fancy bacon
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Lunch time

Starting opening quotes in tabs then had to leave as I was getting a lift to town
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
oh dave. I've never had a (dry) dream about you
I could say the same about you, you smooth talker x


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
Jizz all over her face. if she takes it well then babies away.
if she screams and files a complaint with hr then no.
Couldn't have put it better myself tbh


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i really fancy bacon
I a purely platonic way I hope?


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
Jizz all over her face. if she takes it well then babies away.
if she screams and files a complaint with hr then no.
Couldn't have put it better myself tbh


i was thinkin of you dave when i said it

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