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Simon
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10th Mar 11 at 07:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
I ONLY learnt about the sitting down method from CS. All my life I used to stand.

Now I use a mixture of the 2 methods!


You go up ad down alternating? Your arse must look like a childs butterfly paint smear
Steve
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10th Mar 11 at 08:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats luigis arse imo
Xs
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10th Mar 11 at 09:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I no longer have a bird, which is why it's gone as bushy as a hobo's face. Maybe I can borrow your wife sometime...


You shave your arse when you have a bird?
leon.
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10th Mar 11 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is the kind of thread that makes me love this forum!.

fucking LOLOLOLOLOOOL
RichR
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10th Mar 11 at 10:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Actually, just done some research and I sit, but lean forward and go in from the rear.


I do this but finish with a couple of stand up wipes to be sure
pow
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10th Mar 11 at 11:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How the fuck can you sit and do it
Ben J
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10th Mar 11 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lean forward and wipe. #simples
Xs
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10th Mar 11 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
How the fuck can you sit and do it


You get better purchase as your cheeks are parted with a bit of leaning. Definately allows for better access for wiping
Ojc
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10th Mar 11 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by pow
How the fuck can you sit and do it
Steve
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10th Mar 11 at 12:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you cant get enough lateral pressure if doing it sat down you will end up just smearing it everywhere, no wonder when people get there arses out on facebook they are always dirty as fuck, because everyone wipes there arse like this
pow
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10th Mar 11 at 12:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Noway can you get your arse clean enough while trying to navigate a peice of paper between your dong and balls
Xs
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10th Mar 11 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Noway can you get your arse clean enough while trying to navigate a peice of paper between your dong and balls


Its all about going in from the side.
Ben J
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10th Mar 11 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Attack from the rear FFS.
Steve
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10th Mar 11 at 12:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whenever i see blokes acting a fool with there arse out on facebook, there is always a brown stain running up the tops of the cheeks onto there lower back.

makes me feel sick
Ronson
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10th Mar 11 at 12:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
How the fuck can you sit and do it


You get better purchase as your cheeks are parted with a bit of leaning. Definately allows for better access for wiping


Shut up, you go into a semi stand and with one hand pull one cheek to the side, with the other you go in for the wipe, nice and clean and takes less time also less chance of the paper ripping and your fingers going up your hole, the smell of shit is hard to get off your fingers, apparently.
Ojc
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10th Mar 11 at 12:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I usually have a shower after I do a shit, got a special thing to clean my backside.
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10th Mar 11 at 15:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stand and wipe only!

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nathy_87
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A1EX
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10th Mar 11 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sitting, put weight on my left cheek, lift up right cheek and leg, using right hand 6 section piece of toilet tissue folded twice, go round the right hand side and wipe from front to back. Repeat until clean If absolutely necessary but very rare use bum hose to rinse and then clean.
Hammer
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10th Mar 11 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who stands then wipes their arse?

You lean forward and present your shit stained arse to the toilet paper, not squelch the remainder of your nipped turd in between your bum cheeks. Dirty cunts.
Ojc
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10th Mar 11 at 16:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anyone else use baby wipes as well? Only way to get your anus 100% clean.
A1EX
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10th Mar 11 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Anyone else use baby wipes as well? Only way to get your anus 100% clean.


If im on a long haul flight yes
noshua
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10th Mar 11 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by A1EX
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Anyone else use baby wipes as well? Only way to get your anus 100% clean.


If im on a long haul flight yes


What the fuck?
Shell
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10th Mar 11 at 16:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You lot are clatty as hell.
A1EX
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10th Mar 11 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a decent wipe with airplane paper and your fingers go straight through it!


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