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Rich H
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20th Mar 11 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Focus RS currently Marc

Can't believe this thread has come to the surface yet again
Marc
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20th Mar 11 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He should own a presteige car, least that way the polishing would be worthwhile.
Twitch
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20th Mar 11 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Never condone it normally but would love to key one of his cars just to see the reaction
SXi_Tim
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I think this guy would contemplate suicide if you keyed it
MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
I think this guy would contemplate suicide if you keyed it


I can Imagine If you keyed it you would get a phone call like


I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my car alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
I think this guy would contemplate suicide if you keyed it


I can Imagine If you keyed it you would get a phone call like


I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my car alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will detail you.



edited for truth.
MarkSport
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Toby
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Where's his Dyson detail thread. Now that's anal
BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
I think this guy would contemplate suicide if you keyed it


I can Imagine If you keyed it you would get a phone call like


I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my car alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will detail you.



edited for truth.


ben g i think thats the funniest thing i have seen you say

[Edited on 20-03-2011 by BarnshaW]
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20th Mar 11 at 21:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's him deciding not to reject the car that makes me laugh
Sean8v
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Omg this made me laugh lol

I wanted Eibach Sportlines for the car as i get around a 40mm drop and i like the stance of the car....Springs also waxed in 2 layers...
kz
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
I think this guy would contemplate suicide if you keyed it


I can Imagine If you keyed it you would get a phone call like


I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my car alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will detail you.



edited for truth.


Graham88
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21st Mar 11 at 00:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
My mates got that car now, gets used properly

Bet he would cry if he found out!!

Wonder what the guy has now




He knows Garry (guy who owns it now) so he knows how it's used. Going to be 500bhp+ soon.

He has a UG Focus RS.
alan-g-w
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
To many children on that website that would rather talk about their shoe collections and driving their mothers Audi down to McDonalds rather than talking about the websites real purpose. But anyway..

but hes constantly on here?


I've actually said before how different ojc would act on other sites. Ironic thing is that he's the biggest kid on here
jr
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graham has he removed the gash bible quotes ?

tbh the thread never bothered me, it drums up intrest for people to let him work on there car, seems the point has been missed somewhat
AndyCorsaSport
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
It's him deciding not to reject the car that makes me laugh


The way he was contemplating rejecting the car over a half a mm paint blob. What a bell end!! Needs a slap back to reality.
pow
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21st Mar 11 at 13:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tell me about it
A2H GO
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Clearly made alot of money as a result of being so anal. Fair play.
adiohead
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I would like to see how clean his penis is.
dan_m1les
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I would like to see how clean his penis is.


Do you thin he machine polishes it with a cutting compound?
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quote:
Originally posted by dan_m1les
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I would like to see how clean his penis is.


Do you thin he machine polishes it with a cutting compound?


Yeah, I bet his helmet is smooth and gives an even glow in low light conditions
Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
graham has he removed the gash bible quotes ?

tbh the thread never bothered me, it drums up intrest for people to let him work on there car, seems the point has been missed somewhat

In the engine bay? I believe so, alot of chrome stuff has been replaced now since the new stronger engine went in as bits got changed about.
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its taken me an hour to read and view all the pictures, I could never invest that much time cleaning my car and certainly not clean the hinges with cotton buds to remove some grease but if it keeps him happy and allows him to sleep at night knowing there are no blemishes on his paint work and no grease residue on his mass produced car then fair play, not for me though, these cars are built to be driven not tucked up in a garage just incase it gets a bit of dust on it - which it turns out its getting now

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21st Mar 11 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by pow
It's him deciding not to reject the car that makes me laugh

I don't think he gets mass production or tolerances TBH.
richc
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
quote:
Originally posted by pow
It's him deciding not to reject the car that makes me laugh

I don't think he gets mass production or tolerances TBH.


Neither do i. He must be making a decent living out of it though looking at the cars he buys.

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