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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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11th Apr 11 at 20:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm my own bandwagon

Yeah they sell cheesy chips here Used to get them from the pub opposite college at lunch times


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Lynny
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11th Apr 11 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pease pudding stotties
sc0ott
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12th Apr 11 at 06:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I use the word bairn but im from scottishland.
123calumt
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Bairn/sprog/wee yin its all the same, tbh ad be going just as mental for a woman belting her horn at the back of me, i had a polo that would go over speed bumps had to go in the middle of them or side at about 5mph if your lucky and had a few people peep start the whole waving flashing light issue, its funny to see there face when you slip it in reverse though
dannymccann
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If you have a duaghter is it really sensible to be driving around in some modified car? What do you do when you need to load the boot up with shopping, pushchair and all the rest of it? If you are low enough to struggle over speed bumps surely with all that weight in it yo are dragging along the road?

For the record, I always slow right down for speed bumps in my standard car, am I bollocks wrecking my own suspension because of them!
deneven
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12th Apr 11 at 06:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its even more funny when theres a copper behind you. Good job he took it as a laugh and kept smiling when the exhaust scrapes.
vaux.dan
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12th Apr 11 at 06:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wouldn't find me in a shitty lowered corsa if I had a bairn. Bit daft imo
DaveyLC
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12th Apr 11 at 08:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Simple answer.. Dont have a car thats so bloody low.
flybikeslee
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12th Apr 11 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

airbags
flybikeslee
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12th Apr 11 at 08:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or sell the child

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