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sc0ott
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20th Apr 11 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i always checked before i do the goods.
taylorboosh
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20th Apr 11 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just use someone elses sponge
Nath
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20th Apr 11 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Quality thread
Joe
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20th Apr 11 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by john-d
I just use someone elses sponge


Shouldn't use a sponge mate, you'll get swirl marks.
ed
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20th Apr 11 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not if you rinse it in the sink and then wet it in the bog water before wiping.
Matty W
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20th Apr 11 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Quality thread

Risking winnits for your entertainment

[Edited on 20-04-2011 by music1990]
Fro
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20th Apr 11 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what about waiting until it dries?
Gareth
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20th Apr 11 at 13:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

public toilets are worse with sand paper roll
Sam
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sc0ott
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20th Apr 11 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the only time i use public toilets is when im out at pubs and clubs. normally you find the bog roll down the pan covered in pish with random pubes on the toilet seat.
Russ
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20th Apr 11 at 17:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just happened to me
Matty W
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20th Apr 11 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i feel your pain mate.. but look back through this thread.. i wasn't expecting so many solutions to this problem
taylorboosh
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in all honestly i have a mate that was caught out on a night out, diorea and there was no bog roll........... he used his socks then left them in the top bit of the the toilet
flybikeslee
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21st Apr 11 at 09:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

use your sock, put it in the wash for mother
Root
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21st Apr 11 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just went for a MONSTER shit..so I decide to flush before I put any toilet paper in...blocked, try unblocking with repeated flushes, accidentally flooded the toilet..at this point im putting newspaper on the floor to attempt to dry it up while using a plastic container to put the excess water from the bowl in the sink..in the end I had to accept fate and poke the poo with my hand, mum wasn't impressed when she walked into her non-tiled bathroom :/ just been bleaching my hands and now im telling you lot
ashleh
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21st Apr 11 at 10:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When i went fishing once I used a warburtons bread packet =/.
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
When i went fishing once I used a warburtons bread packet =/.


what kind of fish would see that as bait?
Root
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21st Apr 11 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
When i went fishing once I used a warburtons bread packet =/.
nathy_87
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21st Apr 11 at 11:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

One thing that ticks me off when going the shitter, is the bog roll on the wrong way round. The bit that hangs over should be facing you not the friggin wall.
_Allan_
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I use the two bucket method...
Russ
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21st Apr 11 at 11:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and dodo juice _allan_ so poo slides out better?
3CorsaMeal
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i use the 3 sea shells, suprised they aren't more popular, i swear they are the future
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
When i went fishing once I used a warburtons bread packet =/.


what kind of fish would see that as bait?


a Lemon Trampi?
adiohead
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21st Apr 11 at 12:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
quote:
Originally posted by john-d
I just use someone elses sponge


Shouldn't use a sponge mate, you'll get swirl marks.


Don't forget to remove the nuts and spray them to make them look new again
Tom
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21st Apr 11 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
quote:
Originally posted by john-d
I just use someone elses sponge


Shouldn't use a sponge mate, you'll get swirl marks.


Defo recommend the two bucket method tbh

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