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Steve
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11th May 11 at 08:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
w r u


for godsake
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Originally posted by Ojc
wuu2

nm, wbu?
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I've had a fair few experiences with the cunts.


I wheelspinned coming out of my drive yesterday in Mrs Jambos little 1.4 Clio. Could of killed a kid


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Originally posted by Paul_J
I just out run them these days, just like my friend Adrian.

If you can do more than 180 kph they can't catch you, so they don't even try.

In Essex only 20% of traffic officers have had adequate training to allow them to pursue a car. The other 80% have to let the cars go. Not sure what the ratio is in other counties though.
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Originally posted by Paul_J
I just out run them these days, just like my friend Adrian.

If you can do more than 180 kph they can't catch you, so they don't even try.

In Essex only 20% of traffic officers have had adequate training to allow them to pursue a car. The other 80% have to let the cars go. Not sure what the ratio is in other counties though.

In Great Yarmouth there are giraffes
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karma for all the illegal street racing and doing 130mph on public roads
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BarnshaW
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sounds like a proper jobsworth, dont know i would have been able to keep my cool in that situation to be honest. Would have started ripping off the tints the minute he said anything about them
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no way am i reading all that
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Originally posted by BarnshaW
sounds like a proper jobsworth, dont know i would have been able to keep my cool in that situation to be honest. Would have started ripping off the tints the minute he said anything about them

He said it needs to be re-tested regardless and he 'doesn't have time' etc so it would have been pointless.
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its times like this you need that matey off youtube who records all his encounters with the police, he would have a field day with this.


its more common then it needs to be, i remember when i had my first corsa i was driving with a mate and they pulled away sharply and wheelspinned and they pulled us over running over and everything, the bloke come over and started saying "trying to impress the girls are we?" and i just looked at my mate as it was just me and him and not a single girl or person in sight
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
no way am i reading all that




Yeah Needs Sumamry really.


Basically, the copper was being a power-tripping cunt.


I've had a crap experince with them, when I was 16 and had a Scooter/Moped whatever you call them, he siad i was speeding, I can onyl do 30, which is the limit for built up area, altough i didn't see him until I went over some speed bumps. He came the big I am, and sad why didn't you stop calling me a twat etc, I replied back with simply becuase I didn't know I was being followed, made me laugh though 1 ford focus 1 range rover and 1 Nissan Terrano just for 1 Scooter. wasnt like i could of got away
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
karma for all the illegal street racing and doing 130mph on public roads


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like Burn Out 3


nah like tokyo drift mate.
Steve
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police advanced training should be 10 laps of the ring, then they would be good police officers imo
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11th May 11 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So would you be a good police officer by now then Steve?
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11th May 11 at 11:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes
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have you ever polished a knob while lapping the ring?

[Edited on 11-05-2011 by 3CorsaMeal]
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quote:
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yes

pmsl steve some of your posts crack me up
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I floored it from some traffic lights a couple of weeks ago and didnt notice a police car behind me. They didnt do anything though I shat myself thinking I was going to get pulled over and be late for football
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I havent wheelspun since 1999
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were you listening to 'Prince - 1999' at the time of the last wheelspin?
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quote:
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I havent wheelspun since 1999


Is that when you bought the Puma m8?

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