Conway563
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Chris F
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Originally posted by Daveskater
Morning
Really not in the mood for work today as I just plain can't be bothered, so went a slightly alternative route so that I could floor it down a straight bit of road 
Spence -  Feel better soon mate.
Chris - having a conversion, are you?  Nice.
In talks atm lol! Xe or 1.8
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flybikeslee
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Russ
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i bought Maka Paka from tesco, so now Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy have a friend 
[Edited on 01-07-2011 by Russ]
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Conway563
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I hate that fucking programme
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spencer88
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I love 'In the Night Garden'
However, I think Upsy Daisy is a slag.
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Russ
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always flashing her arse, and kisses iggle piggle with tounges
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spencer88
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Also who the fuck does Makka Pakka think he is, going round and just washing peoples faces.
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Russ
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he's the childrens version of the freshen up for the pussy man
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Conway563
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Upsy daisy is a slag
Iggle piggle is obviously pissed all the time as he keeps falling over
Makka pakka has massive OCD
The tombliboos are nudists as they keep losing their trousers
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Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Upsy daisy is a slag
Iggle piggle is obviously pissed all the time as he keeps falling over
Makka pakka has massive OCD
The tombliboos are nudists as they keep losing their trousers
And them massive floating things scare the bejesus out of me !
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Conway563
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Mike who doesn't reply to e-mails 
The haa hoos are the best thing about it IMO
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Neo
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Sorry, I will reply at some point  Never was a good one for keeping on top of things
Those things scare the living shite out of me, and there isn't a lot that scares me !
I'd swear they are soulless creatures and personally i consider them to be among the foulest beings on Earth (alongside alan carr, russell brand and pow). They aren't anything more than soul-sucking fiends !
I'm sure they are magical, have the ability without hands to break into your house and do...whatever ! Further more are they sentient beings ? Or do they lack intelligence. I'd assume, as their level of intelligence is seldom hinted at, that we are meant to believe they are able to dodge tree's etc and are therefore not even able to tie their shoelaces (oh, they wear shoes), however, what do they do in their spare time when they are not filming in the night garden ? I heard from reliable sources that they masterminded the world trade centre attacks, the current problems in the middle east and killed michael jackson ! And, when they are not creating havoc in the world, they are hanging out with osama in the white house playing blackjack on obama's back !
Are these really the kind of influences we want our children to see on television ? They are also rapists, nazi's, somalian pirates and the weed in bill and ben (Not the new version, the old version from the late 80's when all they ever talked about was weed !)
[Edited on 01-07-2011 by Neo]
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Neo
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Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm, so they decide to go see a doctor to find out why. After a number of tests, the doctor says Paddy's wife might be over heating during sex and recommends they buy a fan for the bedroom. Paddy refuses to buy a fan and decides to get his mate around to waft a towel on them during sex.
After about 20 minutes of wafting and still no orgasm, his friend suggests thy swap "I'll shag her, you waft the towel" he says.
Paddy agrees and within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy pats his mate on the back and says "....."And that, my old son, is how you waft a fucking towel!"
[Edited on 01-07-2011 by Neo]
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Neo
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Paddy and his wife were sat on the sofa watching "The sex education show" on 4.
Whilst watching Paddy heard the TV explain where the clitoris was located.
"The clitoris is located at the top of the lips, you will see it as a pink nubbley bit..."
"Come on wife". Said Paddy. "I'm going to rock your world."
Paddy and the wife walked upstairs, and started having sex.
"Paddy....Paddy!....I can't fecking brethe!", said the wife.
"Yeah you like me playing with your clitorus don't you woman." Paddy said proudly.
"No I don't you fecking twat, and take your fecking cock out my nose!"
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Neo
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Neo
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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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