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Jake
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5th Sep 11 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Today I learned that at least 1 person in this country feels that a hug is a more suitable welcome for a vending engineer than a handshake is. Not that I'm complaining about it you understand


what?!
_Allan_
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5th Sep 11 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Mike B
Today I learned that at least 1 person in this country feels that a hug is a more suitable welcome for a vending engineer than a handshake is. Not that I'm complaining about it you understand



The Coke had ran out on Friday and you saved me a 10 minute walk to the shops in the rain xx
Mike
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5th Sep 11 at 22:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My Dad and I installed a few machines for today for a female customer. My Dad arrived first and was greeted with a hug then when we were leaving, my Dad offered a handshake, to which she replied 'don't be daft' and opened her arms out for another hug, after which she turned to me and said 'you too'
MarkSport
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5th Sep 11 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today I learnt that ebay is full of robbing cunts!
mart08uk
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That 14 year old lads can't drive, my car now prefers to move like a crab, and a 10 plate vauxhall astra is quite a decent motor, but rather slow.
All Torque
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5th Sep 11 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Billy West voiced Ren and Stimpy and Bugs Bunny too. Also Pop-Eye.

I learnt today that all Walkers Crisps need to do to turn a profit is sell cheese and onion 35g bags. EVERYTHING else they make and sell is practically just a bonus

Joys of working in retail.
LeeM
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Location: Liverpool
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5th Sep 11 at 22:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
all crisps run out of date on a saturday
chloe16v
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5th Sep 11 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by MarkSport
Today I learnt that ebay is full of robbing cunts!


you only just worked that out
FlaFFy_91
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Registered: 30th Sep 08
Location: Formby, Merseyside
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6th Sep 11 at 00:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it wasnt today but the other day i learnt that Seaforth & litherland are 2 different places

i dont know if any one who isnt from liverpool will understand this but there you go
Russ
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6th Sep 11 at 05:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by MarkSport
Today I learnt that ebay is full of robbing cunts!
At last, an Englishman arrives.
AlunJ
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6th Sep 11 at 05:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Mike B
My Dad and I installed a few machines for today for a female customer. My Dad arrived first and was greeted with a hug then when we were leaving, my Dad offered a handshake, to which she replied 'don't be daft' and opened her arms out for another hug, after which she turned to me and said 'you too'
nice!
AndyKent
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6th Sep 11 at 05:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mike

Today, well yesterday actually, I learnt that you should really read the full question in an exam before wasting 15 minutes writing an answer to a sutbly different question.
Nath
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Originally posted by Jake
what do you mean seconded nath? i like cats. I was just stating the obvious meight


What?
spencer88
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6th Sep 11 at 07:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today I learnt my car has feelings.
spencer88
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6th Sep 11 at 07:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Lawrah
today I learnt that H&M stands fot Hennes and Mauritz.


Thought is stood for shit clothes?
3CorsaMeal
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nothing learnt so far today
Ben G
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6th Sep 11 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today i learned not to drink rockstar at 7am, constant piss runs.
John
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Today I learned that somebody out there has been crazy enough to put a handheld green laser on sale to the public that is 8000x brighter than the sun and can shine for 85 miles

I so wish I was rich.
Russ
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6th Sep 11 at 09:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fucking LEARNT
John
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Either is correct but I'd sound funny saying learnt, that and I also learned it deliberately because I noticed you were on a crusade
sc0ott
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6th Sep 11 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today ive learned nothing so far.
Tom
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Today I have learnt that I really want to get rich and build a workshop like this:
Russ
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6th Sep 11 at 10:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by John
Either is correct but I'd sound funny saying learnt, that and I also learned it deliberately because I noticed you were on a crusade
Ben G
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6th Sep 11 at 10:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today i learned that russ groves is an english teacher.
Jake
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6th Sep 11 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i would have though learnt and burned are said in the same context as burnt and burned

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