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IvIarkgraham
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4th Oct 11 at 09:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

every job went wrong last night! not a good start to my new position
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Probably a snuff film Russ

Morning

Kuma decided to keep me awake all last night, ok so she is ill, but she woke me up at half 1 needing out, again at about 2.15, pissed all in her bed at 3 so had to take her duvet out, washing machine etc, and then because she didn't have her duvet she wouldn't lay down so was crying from then onwards, had enough and at 6:15 decided to get up and she was covered in blood so had to give her a bath before driving in to work to find a guy at a place in basildon has gone on long term sick so now have the joy of speaking to contract agencies to get someone in before tomorrow morning Feel like my eyeballs are gonna fall out.
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Know that feeling Mike, yesterday was like that, had a full on standoff with a guy at my godmothers after something went wrong in the day that was 'all my fault'. I'd been up since 5am. DEEP JOY.

[Edited on 04-10-2011 by pow]
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Its not good, litterally trying to keep my head off the table. I know I could just keep drinking coffee till I hit my hyperactive stage, however I have too much I actually need to do and although i'm awake and really going for it, I'm pretty much useless at that point.
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think we all need a hug
IvIarkgraham
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I'm ok thanks
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hug for mike
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cant hug ivi cant get my arms round him
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
think we all need chocolate
IvIarkgraham
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quote:
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cant hug ivi cant get my arms round him


too far away
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Hugs guys

I've decided coffee and Red Bulls are the way forward. I'll be back in an hour or 3
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Just been told they have had brilliant reports about my fish and chips during the summer. So much so they want me to do extra hours over the winter in the other shops and show people how it is done
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Originally posted by jacko198
About to watch a woman being cut open and a baby pulled out. Not good 1st thing in the morning
you gonna be a daddy? congrats if so


Oops, nope not going to be for a longgg time!

Am filming One Born Every Minute in leeds at the moment
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Russ has a story to tell about the program!
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This Voicemail server is putting me in a rotten mood.
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Russ has a story to tell about the program!
pmsl.

it was scariest moment of my life

[Edited on 04-10-2011 by Russ]
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txt me back you tosser
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quote:
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Russ has a story to tell about the program!
pmsl.

it was scariest moment of my life

[Edited on 04-10-2011 by Russ]


Oh really! Go on......
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txt me back you tosser

oh yeah! haha on it...
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
Russ has a story to tell about the program!
pmsl.

it was scariest moment of my life

[Edited on 04-10-2011 by Russ]


Oh really! Go on......
kerry was pregnant, like 7-8 months, i was upstairs in bed, in the happy place, you know the one where you arent awake and you arent asleep, anyway, i hear kerry screaming down stairs, think nothing of it in the happy place, then hear it again, and i leave the happy place to the awake place where my 'then' fiancée is downstairs screaming in pain, so i jump out of bed nekkid, run down half the stairs and fall down the rest, jump into living room, to see Kerry sitting there looking at me like i'm going mad, while watching a woman give birth on TV. Then she realises what i must've though was happening and pisses herself laughing, then i realise what was happening and pmsl, go back to bed, only to be confronted by my 13 year old 'now' step daughter, who asks, why are you naked and why did you fall down the stairs...
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by jacko198
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
Russ has a story to tell about the program!
pmsl.

it was scariest moment of my life

[Edited on 04-10-2011 by Russ]


Oh really! Go on......
kerry was pregnant, like 7-8 months, i was upstairs in bed, in the happy place, you know the one where you arent awake and you arent asleep, anyway, i hear kerry screaming down stairs, think nothing of it in the happy place, then hear it again, and i leave the happy place to the awake place where my 'then' fiancée is downstairs screaming in pain, so i jump out of bed nekkid, run down half the stairs and fall down the rest, jump into living room, to see Kerry sitting there looking at me like i'm going mad, while watching a woman give birth on TV. Then she realises what i must've though was happening and pisses herself laughing, then i realise what was happening and pmsl, go back to bed, only to be confronted by my 13 year old 'now' step daughter, who asks, why are you naked and why did you fall down the stairs...



So so epic!
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Hello chaps!

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