corsasport.co.uk
 

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Names during sex


New Topic

New Poll
  <<  1    2    3  >> Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Names during sex
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
15th Dec 11 at 20:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

SLut, cum bucket, whore, slag, blaa blaa blaa

She loves it.
Lynny
Member

Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
User status: Offline
15th Dec 11 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That stuff would just annoy me. I thought flower was weird, but it was said at the end of a backward compliment
richc
Member

Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
User status: Offline
15th Dec 11 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Babe does it for me. Can be used in so many contexts and you can never get a girls name wrong.
Hammer
Member

Registered: 11th Feb 04
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 00:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've usually got my ball gag in.
Jules S
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 24th Dec 03
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 00:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
blaa blaa blaa.


Nice technique


Jordan C
Member

Registered: 3rd Dec 07
Location: Dundee City Drives: Valver Corsa
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 01:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Me and my mate play this game where ur bangin the arse off a burd, u shout at her "Ur a slut! what r u?! and if they say it bck u can txt ur mate saying "Jordan 1 Kim 0" amuses me!
Ian
Site Administrator

Avatar

Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 01:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time
mike56gte
Member

Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 01:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time


maybe she really meant it?
_Allan_
Member

Registered: 24th Mar 04
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 07:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time


That's rape m8.
Russ
Member

Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 07:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tshabalala at the point of ejaculation
Robbo
Member

Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

last bird just spent the entire time we were shagging softly going yes rob, oh yes rob etc, so was no need lol. one before that loved it if i told her i loved her and about how we would have children one day :/ usually just go do you like that eyah, like my cock yeah etc lol
Robbo
Member

Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
Tshabalala at the point of ejaculation
Russ
Member

Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Izzy Tin
3CorsaMeal
Member

Registered: 11th Apr 02
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Didn't think horses could talk tbh
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
last bird just spent the entire time we were shagging softly going yes rob, oh yes rob etc, so was no need lol. one before that loved it if i told her i loved her and about how we would have children one day :/ usually just go do you like that eyah, like my cock yeah etc lol


So basically you pulled a "pow" in the middle of busting a nut?
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Didn't think horses could talk tbh


Nath
Member

Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
16th Dec 11 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time


That's rape m8.


stan_the_man
Member

Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
User status: Offline
17th Dec 11 at 01:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I took this copper home a few weekends ago and i was fucking her etc and pulling her hair being rough as fuck, until she got me to slap her across the face a hard as possible while fucking her. She had a strange look after the first few belts as if to say 'fuck that hurt but I did ask for it??' The next morning I remembered this a just about pissed myself laughing.
Ian
Site Administrator

Avatar

Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
17th Dec 11 at 01:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ian
Site Administrator

Avatar

Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
17th Dec 11 at 01:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a Louis CK sketch for every occasion

Repost but its still funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU

[Edited on 17-12-2011 by Ian]
stan_the_man
Member

Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
User status: Offline
17th Dec 11 at 01:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Haha that's not far off it!

I can remember thinking 'Is this actually happening right now?!' haha!
Jambo
Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
17th Dec 11 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Genius clip I like that bloke seen a few clips of his stuff bit of a rapey vibe haha
taylorboosh
Member

Registered: 3rd Apr 07
User status: Offline
18th Dec 11 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the mrs doesnt like it.. asks me to talk dirty so i say something like... "take it hard you fucking slut" to which she shouts at me for
Russ
Member

Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
User status: Offline
18th Dec 11 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wtf does that even mean. Take it hard? Do you give it her soft usually?
Jake
Member

Registered: 24th Jan 05
User status: Offline
18th Dec 11 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

russ tells kerry what hes going to put in her slow cooker

  <<  1    2    3  >>
New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Names during sex 22 database queries in 0.0181780 seconds