Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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SLut, cum bucket, whore, slag, blaa blaa blaa
She loves it.
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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That stuff would just annoy me. I thought flower was weird, but it was said at the end of a backward compliment
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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Babe does it for me. Can be used in so many contexts and you can never get a girls name wrong.
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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I've usually got my ball gag in.
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Jules S
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Registered: 24th Dec 03
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
blaa blaa blaa.
Nice technique
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Jordan C
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Registered: 3rd Dec 07
Location: Dundee City Drives: Valver Corsa
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Me and my mate play this game where ur bangin the arse off a burd, u shout at her "Ur a slut! what r u?! and if they say it bck u can txt ur mate saying "Jordan 1 Kim 0" amuses me!
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time
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mike56gte
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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time
maybe she really meant it?
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time
That's rape m8.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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Tshabalala at the point of ejaculation
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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last bird just spent the entire time we were shagging softly going yes rob, oh yes rob etc, so was no need lol. one before that loved it if i told her i loved her and about how we would have children one day :/ usually just go do you like that eyah, like my cock yeah etc lol
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
Tshabalala at the point of ejaculation
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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Izzy Tin
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Didn't think horses could talk tbh
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
last bird just spent the entire time we were shagging softly going yes rob, oh yes rob etc, so was no need lol. one before that loved it if i told her i loved her and about how we would have children one day :/ usually just go do you like that eyah, like my cock yeah etc lol
So basically you pulled a "pow" in the middle of busting a nut?
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Didn't think horses could talk tbh
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by _Allan_
quote: Originally posted by Ian
I had an ex years ago that used to tell me to fuck off repeatedly the whole time
That's rape m8.

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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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I took this copper home a few weekends ago and i was fucking her etc and pulling her hair being rough as fuck, until she got me to slap her across the face a hard as possible while fucking her. She had a strange look after the first few belts as if to say 'fuck that hurt but I did ask for it??' The next morning I remembered this a just about pissed myself laughing.
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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I have a Louis CK sketch for every occasion 
Repost but its still funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
[Edited on 17-12-2011 by Ian]
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Haha that's not far off it!
I can remember thinking 'Is this actually happening right now?!' haha!
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Genius clip I like that bloke seen a few clips of his stuff bit of a rapey vibe haha
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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the mrs doesnt like it.. asks me to talk dirty so i say something like... "take it hard you fucking slut" to which she shouts at me for
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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Wtf does that even mean. Take it hard? Do you give it her soft usually?
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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russ tells kerry what hes going to put in her slow cooker
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