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Lawrah
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13th Apr 12 at 17:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jimmy..you seem to have lost your punctuation?
alan-g-w
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14th Apr 12 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He seems to have gubbed a whole card of acid tbh
sc0ott
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14th Apr 12 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jimmy corkhill is in fact Jake.
kennySRi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Corkhill
just do the best Friday trick ever in the shop and put a whole jar of jam inside of your mouth and then go in to the shop and go over to the lady at the till and when she said to me are you ok i put the side of my face on her table and i let all of the jam inside of my mouth dribble out so slowly and it was dribbling out for 5 minutes as well because it was a whole jar of jam and the lady was so shocked as well and she kept saying is it jam is it jam it was so funny and she was nearly crying.


What the fuck?

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14th Apr 12 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its like instructions that suddenly turn into a narrative lol
3CorsaMeal
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I think joff has split up with his missus tbh.
sc0ott
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His mouth must hold a lot of jam if it takes more than 5 minutes to empty.
3CorsaMeal
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All about the speed of the dribble.
sc0ott
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14th Apr 12 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I see. Surely the seeds give it away
3i_gaz
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15th Apr 12 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was a legend on Brookie jimmy corkscrew

[Edited on 15-04-2012 by 3i_gaz]
mattk
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16th Apr 12 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pete price is bursting his arse now though
Lawrah
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17th Apr 12 at 20:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im still off work. Bored. So very fed up.
Joe
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17th Apr 12 at 20:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Set up a fake webcam and try catch cs members beating off?
Lawrah
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17th Apr 12 at 20:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think that's been done before.
Joe
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17th Apr 12 at 20:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm all out of ideas then.
Hammer
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17th Apr 12 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you still unwell bawheid?
Lawrah
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17th Apr 12 at 22:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sure am pal. Deaths door.
Hammer
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Not normal, have you seen a quack?

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