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_Allan_

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21st Jul 12 at 23:28

Tescowned!

nathy_87

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21st Jul 12 at 23:35

So John you're saying tha you say, "oh mum just popping down Tesco would you like anything?"

No, you go Im popping Tescos what you want?

[Edited on 21-07-2012 by nathy_87]

adiohead

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22nd Jul 12 at 00:01

Can only poo at home, or hotel room, etc. Unless really desperate to the point of agony

Mike

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22nd Jul 12 at 00:03

Why would you add an extra s? You're going to a single shop so why say it in the plural?

Back on topic, I'll go anywhere as long as the seat looks clean enough. I'm yet to find anywhere as grim as Santa Pod.

[Edited on 22-07-2012 by Mike]

andy_mk3

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22nd Jul 12 at 00:04

Anywhere as long as it's clean tbh

C2RL R

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22nd Jul 12 at 00:04

Do you say Asdas?

John

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22nd Jul 12 at 00:20

quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
So John you're saying tha you say, "oh mum just popping down Tesco would you like anything?"

No, you go Im popping Tescos what you want?

[Edited on 21-07-2012 by nathy_87]

No, I'd say Tesco since I have a basic grasp of English. I'd expect my mum to call me an idiot if I said Tescos.

fazza

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22nd Jul 12 at 07:43

I've never had to shit in a cinema, I would though. Not a fan of shitting in public toilets though, especially motorway services

A mate of mine covers his toilet seat at home in toilet roll before he can sit and go for a shit. He's got a clean house etc but just some mad ocd lol

corsadonk

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Registered: 4th Jul 09
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22nd Jul 12 at 07:49

If I've got a turtles head, I go anywhere, but I tend not to shit in a customers bog. But I have had shit round the back of my van in the past, while leaning on the back bumper.

I do keep a roll of hand towl, so wiping isn't a issue.

taylorboosh

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22nd Jul 12 at 08:00

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Up until I started working on sites I wouldn't empty my bag anywhere but home, now I have to empty my bag in portaloos Ill empty my bag anywhere as long as its fairly clean

Seany

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22nd Jul 12 at 08:21

Always keep a spare bog roll in the van for work, never know when the next toilets might be.
I've shat at T in the park, this pretty much means I will shit anywhere.
My best mate got caught short on a country road heading to crail a few years ago, jumped over a wall to drop his guts and got bit on the arse by a badger! had to go and get rabies tests and a few injections.

[Edited on 22-07-2012 by Seany]

willay

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22nd Jul 12 at 08:42

anywhere thats going, peoples houses, tesco, work, festivals, but never did it free style, there always must be a throne for me to lay some pipes.

Gaz

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22nd Jul 12 at 08:58

I'm a own throne kinda person, for this reason I rarely eat KFC on the road

Generation

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22nd Jul 12 at 09:05

quote:
Originally posted by John
It's Tesco you retard.

Anty

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22nd Jul 12 at 09:23

TESCOS

- i dont care what you think

Jon_C

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22nd Jul 12 at 09:49

Having a poo right now ( not in the cinema though )

Gaz

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22nd Jul 12 at 09:56

Whilst slighting on the subject of incorrect names... I wrongly call "Asda", "The Asda" in all sentences... mainly due to working with a load of plastic scousers

[Edited on 22-07-2012 by Gaz]

andy1868

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22nd Jul 12 at 10:06

When you've gotta go you've gotta go!

LeeM

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22nd Jul 12 at 10:57

I don't get why people won't shit anywhere other than home. Do you sit uncomfortably holding it in all day at work or do you go home for one?

3CorsaMeal

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22nd Jul 12 at 11:52

I was watching ice road truckers deadliest roads and the real stereotypical american guy was hanging out the truck window shouting "woooo yeahhhhh america" and fist pumping the air as he drove by some locals and they threw a poo at him.

He jumped back in the cab wiping himself and smelling his hands saying "urgh they poo'd me"

i mean who would poo in their hands then throw it, they were just by the road side so no sink or washing facilities.

Anyone here ever poo'd in their hands?

Jay

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22nd Jul 12 at 12:04

quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
So John you're saying tha you say, "oh mum just popping down Tesco would you like anything?"

No, you go Im popping Tescos what you want?

[Edited on 21-07-2012 by nathy_87]

Id say, "Im going to Tesco do you want anything?"

adiohead

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22nd Jul 12 at 12:16

Saying the letter 'H' incorrectly is slightly worse than saying Tescos, imho.

Archie

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22nd Jul 12 at 12:53

Used to shit outside when i worked with the forestry, strangley nice getting a breeze while doing a shit.

One of my workmates stood in mine once, i shat behind a bush a good bit up the fire road we were clearing and when we came to clear that part he started cutting it from behind lol.

pow

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22nd Jul 12 at 22:04

The one place i won't shitmis santapod

Theham85

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22nd Jul 12 at 22:16

Nappy FTW!

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