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willay
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do you have mains water & sewage Steve?
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nope i wash my arse in the pond
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Steve has broadband iirc
probably on virgin media too


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willay
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nope i wash my arse in the pond


dont fuck about just answer the question
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i have a septic tank, and no gas
willay
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Fuck me this is like hillbilly trumps

We pump our water out of a well which we licence
We have a septic tank
We have mains electrics delivered by pole, same with phone
We have mains gas but only because we let the gas mother fucks use our land to run a pipe
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Fuck me this is like hillbilly trumps
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my bed is next to a window, and obviously its been open over summer...

anyway... lying on my bed watching the tele when in the corner of my eye I saw a big fucker running like Usain Bolt!!!! Now... I knew I had to get a 'confirmed' kill with that fooker as I wouldnt have been able to sleep knowing the bastard was close by!
Was happy to see that bastard die first time!


I should learn from my lessons... I hung a shirt on the rail next to an open window. Woke up in the morning, got ready, picked up my shirt and put it on, then sat on the bed putting on my shoes when I feel something creeping up at the bottom of my head! FOOK ME!!!!!! Within a split second I had reached round with one hand, grabbed the fooker, threw it down onto the floor, and picked up my trusty slipper to finished the bastard.... however, I threw it so hard onto the wooden floor that I splatted it brains out!

I sat on the bed for about 5 minutes like this

Fooking hate spiders!

pew pew pew pewwwww
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i'm 10 miles from Bacton and dont have gas
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this sorts the fuckers out
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we have a Klargester in the garden underground that has to emptied every few years, so not on mains sewerage no
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.jpg's?
Ben G
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that is fucking vile steve.

i bet your dad sniffs it for remains of sarahs faecal matter.
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who wants to come to my house and see how hillbilly it is, we can compare spiders
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shits getting real, Russ might win though because hes in Norfolk and thats fucked up on its own
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that is fucking vile steve.

i bet your dad sniffs it for remains of sarahs faecal matter.


Have you ever seen one? We have one thats been there since day dot, its essentially a brick container at one end of the garden. Its kinda like a underground brick shit house

When you look into one it reminds you of everything that is wrong with the world.
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my uncle is in norfolk at the moment and his mobile phone works.
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step daughter yesterday ran a mile when she saw a worm, wtf.

Perhaps you should have kept it in your pants?
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that is fucking vile steve.

i bet your dad sniffs it for remains of sarahs faecal matter.


Have you ever seen one? We have one thats been there since day dot, its essentially a brick container at one end of the garden. Its kinda like a underground brick shit house

When you look into one it reminds you of everything that is wrong with the world.


no mate, i haven't. i live in the real world.
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that is fucking vile steve.

i bet your dad sniffs it for remains of sarahs faecal matter.


Have you ever seen one? We have one thats been there since day dot, its essentially a brick container at one end of the garden. Its kinda like a underground brick shit house

When you look into one it reminds you of everything that is wrong with the world.


how much would you want to neck a cupful of it
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I once trapped a spider (fairly small one, one i could live with been close by) by one of its legs under a glass. No word of a lie the fucker went flat, then its leg came off and the fucker ran away.

I let that one live, thats fair commitment to escape.
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Must have found a telephone mast
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Originally posted by Ben G
that is fucking vile steve.

i bet your dad sniffs it for remains of sarahs faecal matter.


Have you ever seen one? We have one thats been there since day dot, its essentially a brick container at one end of the garden. Its kinda like a underground brick shit house

When you look into one it reminds you of everything that is wrong with the world.


no mate, i haven't. i live in the real world.


Don't you live in some new build that still smells of fresh paint
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20 years old mate, wouldn't go near a house that some dole scrounging ojc wannabe has painted.

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