Sam
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I had some Yorkie ice cream the other day.
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corsaC_on_18s
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quote: Originally posted by ducky
quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Why can't you drive properly and how come u can vote these days?
well driving... when we try to park we can't judge the distance coz men tell us that 2 inces is 6 inchs all the time.
Funniest thing ive heard in a while
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ducky
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quote: Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
then why when a women wants a piss they have to gather all the mates "the piss posse" to go with them.... it only takes 1
read back thats already been answered
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Gower
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Why do women insist on blokes putting the toilet seat down but never leave it up for us?
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3CorsaMeal
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Do women enjoy having a cock in their mouth, cos when i get fellatio the female seem to enjoy more than i do..........
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
then why when a women wants a piss they have to gather all the mates "the piss posse" to go with them.... it only takes 1
basically we like to either have a bitch, talk lads or check our make-up.
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corsaC_on_18s
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quote: Originally posted by ducky
quote: Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
then why when a women wants a piss they have to gather all the mates "the piss posse" to go with them.... it only takes 1
read back thats already been answered
Its hasnt...
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
why don't women admit to playing with themselves?
not met me yet then. only to my fella tho
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ducky
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Do women enjoy having a cock in their mouth, cos when i get fellatio the female seem to enjoy more than i do..........
thats just to show willing to you men.
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3CorsaMeal
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Does drinking Baileys come as standard?
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by Gower
Why do women insist on blokes putting the toilet seat down but never leave it up for us?
usually you piss all over the rim and sitting in or looking at piss isn't very nice.
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ducky
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Does drinking Baileys come as standard?
nope, jd for me
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
why don't women admit to playing with themselves?
not met me yet then. only to my fella tho
damn
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3CorsaMeal
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Why did eve eat the apple?
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ducky
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Why did eve eat the apple?
she was hungry
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Do women enjoy having a cock in their mouth, cos when i get fellatio the female seem to enjoy more than i do..........
yeah, very tasty.... its nice to see your bloke being pleasured.
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3CorsaMeal
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fair play!
erm...........................................Do women enjoy being receptionist's?
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Sam
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Why are women allowed to wear trousers, but blokes are not allowed to wear skirts (unless you are in Scotland, of course...)
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Shelly
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to Ducky!
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
fair play!
erm...........................................Do women enjoy being receptionist's?
not this one!
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Ojc
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I don't have any, and for me to say that is a miracle.
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by Sam
Why are women allowed to wear trousers, but blokes are not allowed to wear skirts (unless you are in Scotland, of course...)
do whatever floats your boat Sam, don't feel shy. Even David Beckham wears a sarong, so anyone can get away with it these days.
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3CorsaMeal
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Do women feel a sense of competion when they go out on the pull and there r lots of attractive women out?
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Shelly
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Ollie has mastered the art of the superior species.
Well done
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J da Silva
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why do women decide to stop suckin just before your about to thump ya fliud on her face n chestal area?
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