spencer88
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Also, get this.
a lad at work has been seeing a customer which is fine as they are both young etc etc.
He said she was a virgin, as did she. He believed her, i did not. She is 17 he is 19.
Now the other day they finally got it on.
Apparently it went on for at least two hours and she was a filthy minx.
Now don't get me wrong, but I did mention to him that I am going to guess that if she knew what she was doing, it fit easily and she didn't say it hurt. She was either not a virgin or he has a penis the size of an action mans.
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fazza
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 Spencer!
Morning Guys 
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Brosky Found out the hard way yesterday morning that Mills is covering for Moyles this week. Consequently set alarm to Radio 6  Also got R6M on now as well
Nice one, Spence  Include a secret room out the back called the Spence Bar which is for you and your selected guests. It will be just like the smoke-filled room out the back in films where there's a load of guys playing cards, but without the smoke and the cards.
Good stuff brosky. Scott just plays the gayest music and i say music in the loosest possible way. 1D, Lady Gaga, little minx, taylor swift 
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willay
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hugs pls
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nathy_87
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y?
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
hey Budgieroo.
Sup Spence?
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spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
hey Budgieroo.
Sup Spence?
Say what?
Not bad though, over slept today so did not get in till 8am, bit disappointed with myself.
How is your good self?
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
hugs pls
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nathy_87
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WTF
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Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
Brosky Found out the hard way yesterday morning that Mills is covering for Moyles this week. Consequently set alarm to Radio 6 Also got R6M on now as well
Nice one, Spence Include a secret room out the back called the Spence Bar which is for you and your selected guests. It will be just like the smoke-filled room out the back in films where there's a load of guys playing cards, but without the smoke and the cards.
Good stuff brosky. Scott just plays the gayest music and i say music in the loosest possible way. 1D, Lady Gaga, little minx, taylor swift
You can say that again bro. The worst part is when he comes on at 6:30am with 3 minutes of jingles and then plays the Prodigy followed by Rudimental followed by Pendulum, then goes "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE" - yeah, because that's a great way to wake up 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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"You're listening to Scott Mills on BBC Radio 1, it's 6:45 on Radio 1, that was a load of dance music on the Scott Mills show on BBC Radio 1, up next we've got Justin Beiber followed by Connor Daley, then we've got Matt Cardle coming in for a chat about how he was famous two years ago for killing a Biffy Clyro song. All that is to come on Scott Mills on BBC Radio 1 with Scott Mills."
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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willay
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bro
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Balling
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Given, I am a bit tired today, but is the morning thread unusually random on this magnificent August 21st?
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Daniel_Corsa
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Watching progress bars yawn! Needs me some coffee and motivation.
April '06' Corsasport Feature Car  | Aug '08' Total Vauxhall Feature Car | Spring '09' Fast Car Feature Car
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Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
bro
u man
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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willay
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farrr too tired today, got to get all my shit packed tonight for reading festival
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Whittie
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Noice
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Daveskater
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BT are here (again) to fit our new phone system. Think we're getting IP phones
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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A guy I work with just got a text from his brother - "Should I shave all my pubes off, or should I keep some?"
This kid is only 12 Complete nutter.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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Lunch time
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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nathy_87
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F
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Russ
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Sat in Kwik fit
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Daveskater
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Check this out for a good laugh. The reviews on this are classic. http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R6O9KCYIO3634/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R6O9KCYIO3634
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Balling
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Currently awaiting final approval. Keeping fingers crossed nothing major comes up.
Looks like I'm settling for 10 hours today.
Also, this will be my first ever 12 page layout, so I'm quite pleased with my self.
Loving my job right now!
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AlunJ
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I fucking detest Scott Mills, what a fucking gayer, his voice is just grating, fucking irritating when my clock radio is set to wake me up to Radio 1 at 0630, only Chris Moyles daily cheesy song can wake me up, think I'm going to change it to wake me up to Pink Floyd - Time, intro to that should do the trick
[Edited on 21-08-2012 by AlunJ]
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