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JonnyJ
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14th Aug 13 at 10:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Hammer
Come up here, steal our women and slate our country.

Typical fucking English.


Someones got to keep you all in check.

Carrick ruled out of the friendly because he has got shampoo in his eye or something.
Nath
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14th Aug 13 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Come up here, steal our women and slate our country.

Typical fucking English.


Someones got to keep you all in check.

Carrick ruled out of the friendly because he has got shampoo in his eye or something.


Would never happen to Joe Hart.
Robbo
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
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Originally posted by Ben G
Ecks ex bird? Why have I only just heard about this?


2 reasons probably, one, youre quite slow, its been mentioned on here several times before and 2, unlike some on here i dont live and broadcast my life through this website.


congrats to you and shell mate
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im there, though boringly on my own tonight as no one else is in the office who i usually go with :/
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Stick on a kilt and go dancing in the fountain in Trafalgar Square with all the Scottish yobs!

[Edited on 14-08-2013 by Hammer]
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Come up here, steal our women and slate our country.

Typical fucking English.


Someones got to keep you all in check.

Carrick ruled out of the friendly because he has got shampoo in his eye or something.


Would never happen to Joe Hart.


JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Stick on a kilt and go dancing in the fountain in Trafalgar Square with all the Scottish yobs!

[Edited on 14-08-2013 by Hammer]




Filled it with washing up liquid and soap powder.

Typical scots, despite the fact water is next to nowt up here they still wait years to have a shower before having one at the English expense!
Hammer
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Bet you're loving having top quality water on tap up here and not having it metered.

Stealing our women and our water, anything else you need m8?
Nath
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Pretty much leaves just heroin doesn't it?
Hammer
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Almost.


















You forgot Heart Disease and Obesity.
Eck
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Well this took an odd turn
Buckfast and Irn Bru are other things. You can leave your shitty fucking tea down South though
Tommy L
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http://t.co/cbmTAJFI5f
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
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Originally posted by Ben G
Ecks ex bird? Why have I only just heard about this?


2 reasons probably, one, youre quite slow, its been mentioned on here several times before and 2, unlike some on here i dont live and broadcast my life through this website.


Chill out stallone.

Are we sharing girlfriends now?
Robbo
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quote:
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Well this took an odd turn
Buckfast and Irn Bru are other things. You can leave your shitty fucking tea down South though
FUCK. YOU.
Eck
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Tea sucks balls, oRbbo.
Hammer
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Originally posted by Tommy L
http://t.co/cbmTAJFI5f


Banter
Steve
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IM GOING TO FUCKING IFGHTY U
JonnyJ
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Bet you're loving having top quality water on tap up here and not having it metered.

Stealing our women and our water, anything else you need m8?


Nah m8 i think that covers all the good things

In all seriousness Scottish people are lovely in the main and id much rather live here than somewhere like London.
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Well this took an odd turn
Buckfast and Irn Bru are other things. You can leave your shitty fucking tea down South though


The very first thing i installed in my kitchen cupboard was a box of Yorkshire Tea
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14th Aug 13 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not surprised you had to go north of the border tbh, women with Yorkshire accents are not even slightly attractive. Felt like I was a rape target every time I heard them speak behind me
JonnyJ
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in fairness youre not wrong, it doesnt suit girls in the slightest
Nath
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Scots with face paint. Glittery face paint. In skirts.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Well this took an odd turn
Buckfast and Irn Bru are other things. You can leave your shitty fucking tea down South though


The very first thing i installed in my kitchen cupboard was a box of Yorkshire Tea


Good effort What about mushy peas? Or is that a stereotype?
Nath
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Joe Hart is so fucking shit
Chrissy
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Did see it really late to be fair but still

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