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sc0ott

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18th Nov 13 at 21:05

Guys drinking wine sounds pretty gay as well.

taylorboosh

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18th Nov 13 at 21:07

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Guys drinking wine sounds pretty gay as well.

Never a wiser word spoken

3CorsaMeal

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18th Nov 13 at 21:18

Mate that I work with had stories like this from his Rugby days. Sticking fingers up arses and feeling shaved balls and actually playing soggy biscuit.

Gary

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18th Nov 13 at 21:23

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Guys drinking wine sounds pretty gay as well.

Never a wiser word spoken

How is drinking wine gay?

Dom

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18th Nov 13 at 21:23

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Guys drinking wine sounds pretty gay as well.

Wouldn't actively go to a pub and drink wine but there's nothing wrong with a decent wine with a meal or if the cheese and biscuits come out.

Edit - Wine being red; white is rough

[Edited on 18-11-2013 by Dom]

SVM 286

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18th Nov 13 at 21:37

quote:
Originally posted by Balling
Visiting some people this saturday; one of those awkward situations where if two women are friends it's naturally assumed that their husbands/boyfriends will also be friends. In this case the assumption doesn't hold.

After a few bottles of wine the guy starts talking about this fellow from his football team who has gigantic balls.
The balls are such a big hit with the team that they are often on display at parties and on nights out.
He proceeds to explain how just last weekend they were having drinks and having a contest of sorts to see how large/heavy and object could be held unsuported in place between cock and balls of Mr. Big Bollocks.

In the end, they were playings cards with the deck securely in place in this guys scrotum, and everyone is picking their cards from here.

Now am I being overly Freudian or is that just about as gay as it gets before they actually start sucking each other off?

I've never played team sports or served in the military, so I don't really understand male bonding to such levels, which is what this bloke claims is all it is.
Honestly I don't think I'm very homophobic and I couldn't care less if he wants to circlejerk his team mates, but I'm utterly perplexed that someone could think this to be normal heterosexual behaviour.

The guy (telling the story, not carrying the balls) is around 30 and works in the financial sector.

Tl;dr: Guy loves showing off his balls, and his football mates love seeing them and playing with them. Faggots?

Give it a year, or enough booze, or both. And this bunch of freaks will be doing poppers and daisy-chaining with the best of 'em in the felch room of some sordid disco in Brighton or San Francisco.
No doubt whilst on a 'football tour'.

SVM 286

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18th Nov 13 at 21:40

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Originally posted by corsa-torque

if you don't like the bloke, why tag along? Grow some balls

Bit chancy, the other fella would no doubt be drooling over 'em and trying to have a feel.

sc0ott

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18th Nov 13 at 21:42

Its a womans drink. The wine glass is top of womens stemware.

SVM 286

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18th Nov 13 at 21:43

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Originally posted by chris_uk
Not that bad tbh..

I know a lad who put his dads cock under his nose, then a couple weeks later his dad had his sons cock in his gob on the back of a bus..

Chris... you are making this shit up aren't you? And if you are... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CHRIS?!?!?!

Dom

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18th Nov 13 at 21:51

I bet it's rrrrrreeeaaalllly 'friendly' between that family when they're all in on a Saturday night

Gary

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18th Nov 13 at 22:14

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Its a womans drink. The wine glass is top of womens stemware.

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18th Nov 13 at 22:33

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286

quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
Not that bad tbh..

I know a lad who put his dads cock under his nose, then a couple weeks later his dad had his sons cock in his gob on the back of a bus..

Chris... you are making this shit up aren't you? And if you are... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CHRIS?!?!?!

im not making it up, infact the same lad had a mate piss on him in the bath whilst his bird recorded it..

i actually have a copy of that vid somewhere on whatsapp.

[Edited on 18-11-2013 by chris_uk]

sc0ott

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19th Nov 13 at 07:58

quote:
Originally posted by Gary

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Its a womans drink. The wine glass is top of womens stemware.

You sit down to piss, your comments should he invalid.

SVM 286

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19th Nov 13 at 10:27

quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286

quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
Not that bad tbh..

I know a lad who put his dads cock under his nose, then a couple weeks later his dad had his sons cock in his gob on the back of a bus..

Chris... you are making this shit up aren't you? And if you are... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CHRIS?!?!?!

im not making it up, infact the same lad had a mate piss on him in the bath whilst his bird recorded it..

i actually have a copy of that vid somewhere on whatsapp.

[Edited on 18-11-2013 by chris_uk]

I have no words. There aren't words. It's not possible for there to be words.

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19th Nov 13 at 10:51

Do you want me to send you the vid? Lol

They are both in the army and do shit like that all the time..

I remember once we got pizza and one cut a hole in the box and stuck his dick in it and then went round offering ppl a slice so when they opened it they were greated with a cock.

If they are out together its guarenteed that a cock will be out at somepoint in the night, i think last time he took his pants off and walked to the bar to get a drink..

SVM 286

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19th Nov 13 at 11:13

They've got lots of things really badly wrong with them haven't they.

SVM 286

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19th Nov 13 at 11:20

(With the obvious exceptions of paedophilia, rape, torture, murder, bestiality, scat munching etc.)

Just when I thought there wasn't anything much more disgusting than queers.

Chris, you have blown my mind.

'Mates' that piss on each other... And queer incest. In public.

sc0ott

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19th Nov 13 at 12:29

Wouldnt like to see what these army guys would do to an injured enemy pilot whos been captured.
Probably make him play soggy biscuit with them.

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19th Nov 13 at 14:49

I know a fella who hangs about in a group of guys who have been known to get naked at parties, piss and shit on each other etc, they're all big steroid heads as well. They always have a long list of girls wanting to spend time with them, but all sounds VERY gay to me. You wouldn't catch me hanging about with them.

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19th Nov 13 at 14:51

If i was at a party and some cunt pissed on me i'd be fuming. Weird cunts.

SVM 286

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19th Nov 13 at 17:27

I think you'll find you'd actually be steaming Gaz, rather than fuming.

Robbo

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21st Nov 13 at 15:57

Sounds like public school rugger behaviour to me

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21st Nov 13 at 17:08

hahaha just had a right good laugh about this at work lol think you answered your own question when you said "In the end, they were playings cards with the deck securely in place in this guys scrotum, and everyone is picking their cards from here"

that on its own would suggest they are partial to a reacharound from there boyfriend hahaha

Gary

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21st Nov 13 at 19:30

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
I think you'll find you'd actually be steaming Gaz, rather than fuming.

there's always one :lol

Also just got a glass of wine, gonna toast to Scott and his epic manliness.

Balling

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21st Nov 13 at 19:46

quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Also just got a glass of wine

How fucking gay! Better go out and fondle some random guys balls to even it out a bit.

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