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Generation

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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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8th Jul 15 at 13:41

Can't believe some of you are going 3 times a day, how much of your life so you spend shitting

I think it must be due to diet, surely the worse the food the more ease product as your body can't use it?

Jason x

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8th Jul 15 at 13:47

It is due to diet but the other way around to what you said, high fiber foods cause lots of toilet activities. And High fiber foods are rarely 'junk' foods.

Ellis

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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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8th Jul 15 at 14:08

I might increase fibre in my diet see how many I can produce in a day.

Jason x

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8th Jul 15 at 14:27

You'll reach a point where it just becomes explosive

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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8th Jul 15 at 14:37

It's totally normal to go between 1-3 times a day or once every 2-3days.

JordyCarter

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8th Jul 15 at 16:03

I have a friend who eats lots of meats etc for gym and his farts fucking stink... like really are unbearable farts

mattievRS

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Registered: 20th May 06
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9th Jul 15 at 16:52

Once a day these days. I had a broken leg about 10 years ago in Spain and had pins and plates put in and didn't go to the toilet for a week. I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.

Generation

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9th Jul 15 at 17:25

quote:
Originally posted by mattievRS
Once a day these days. I had a broken leg about 10 years ago in Spain and had pins and plates put in and didn't go to the toilet for a week. I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.

Dom

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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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9th Jul 15 at 17:50

quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
....the more I exercise, the more excrement I produce

Exercise increases the metabolism. Eating a good healthy diet will do the same as well.

Brett

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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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9th Jul 15 at 18:47

quote:
Originally posted by mattievRS
I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.

That's not weird at all

Jambo

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9th Jul 15 at 18:49

Thanks Brett glad someone noticed

Dee25790

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9th Jul 15 at 19:32

quote:
Originally posted by mattievRS
Once a day these days. I had a broken leg about 10 years ago in Spain and had pins and plates put in and didn't go to the toilet for a week. I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.

Did we really need to know that

ShEp

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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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9th Jul 15 at 20:11

Once a day at work, can't beat getting paid to lay a cable. It's a bastard if it's busy though, can't cope with turtling & getting a sweat on.

Jason x

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9th Jul 15 at 22:41

Couldn't be doing it at work, very inconsiderate thing do to.

Nothing worse than going for a slash and having to smell someone else's shit and look at skids up the pan/on the seat. Need to look sideways sometimes Incase the piss cuases the shit to rebound nd splatter me

[Edited on 09-07-2015 by Jason x]

Jason x

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9th Jul 15 at 22:43

Reminds me of that thread a while back about sitting on the bog pan rather than the seat

[Edited on 09-07-2015 by Jason x]

A1EX

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Registered: 29th Mar 00
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10th Jul 15 at 10:54

inconsiderate? Its a toilet, you dont go in there for the lovely aroma and decor

spencer88

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10th Jul 15 at 11:45

quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
Couldn't be doing it at work, very inconsiderate thing do to.

Nothing worse than going for a slash and having to smell someone else's shit and look at skids up the pan/on the seat. Need to look sideways sometimes Incase the piss cuases the shit to rebound nd splatter me

[Edited on 09-07-2015 by Jason x]

What the fuck?

Guessing you work with cunts who can't use a bog brush then?

pow

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10th Jul 15 at 14:19

quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Once a day at work, can't beat getting paid to lay a cable. It's a bastard if it's busy though, can't cope with turtling & getting a sweat on.

Love getting paid to pinch a loaf out

andy1868

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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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10th Jul 15 at 14:39

Surely if you've gotta go you've gotta go. Fuck the haterz, give in to your biological need to defacate. Free your mind and your ass will follow

Marc

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10th Jul 15 at 16:19

quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
Reminds me of that thread a while back about sitting on the bog pan rather than the seat

LOL I remember that.

Brett

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10th Jul 15 at 17:34

Me also. Some right weird stuff on here. Must be why I stick around

Digging shit out of your asshole is a new one tho.

Dom

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10th Jul 15 at 17:45

quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Guessing you work with cunts who can't use a bog brush then?

IT is loaded with absolute fucking disgraces who can't use a shower/bath let alone a bog a brush. The loos in some of the places i've worked in are damn right vile; i feel sorry for the poor bastard cleaners

Dave

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Registered: 26th Feb 01
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10th Jul 15 at 17:55

quote:
Originally posted by Dom

quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Guessing you work with cunts who can't use a bog brush then?

IT is loaded with absolute fucking disgraces who can't use a shower/bath let alone a bog a brush. The loos in some of the places i've worked in are damn right vile; i feel sorry for the poor bastard cleaners

You want to try working on a building site, fuck knows what some of them must eat but I've seen some horrific sights, managing to get shit on the underside of the seat was quite a feat really.

Brett

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10th Jul 15 at 17:57

That must be a nice surprise if you're lifting the seat up before you take a piss

Ben G

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11th Jul 15 at 21:55

Someone actually done a shit on the seat in work

I took a pic to show everyone, i'll try and find it

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