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taylorboosh
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22nd Jul 15 at 09:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I used to be the bad one, lit the car up a couple times after an argument with mrs (none food related)...

Ended up with signs on each lampost saying - "slow children playing", quite offensive if you ask me

Other than me theres a bloke that washes his cayman s all day saturday and sunday - then leaves it on the drive all week.



Ben G
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Those poor down syndrome children
Ben G
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Originally posted by Jason x
No I'm 20, the way I see it theres no point being considerate to other people

[Edited on 21-07-2015 by Jason x]


gotta be trolling.

I put my neighbours bins out every week as he's about 70 and retired and misses bin collection day as he's round shagging his ex wife.

Really nice bloke.
3CorsaMeal
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70yr olds can put bins out, FACT. He is abusing you.
Ben G
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He can't put them out if he isn't there, can he? Doofus

His missus lives in Brentwood.
luciaadr
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TBF i think a lot of people here probably drove like tools when they were 20, I did.

We've since moved onto a quiet cul-de-sac where we are the youngest owners by a reasonable margin. If I blatted down the road, I'd soon have the whole close bitching about me. On the plus side my next door neighbour is really hard of hearing so i can turn the home cinema up

Mainly keep them entertained with stories of what we found when we moved in (pet coffins, gimp suit thing, normal stuff really).

Parents live next to what was a care home for mentally handicapped. Sitting in the garden listing to one of them loudly swearing at the plants for looking at them funny was a childhood memory. Its since been purchased by a new neighbour, who mentioned he was going to build "a shed" in the back garden. Cue planning proposal for 21m "swimming pool, sauna, games room, home office/study and ancillary facilities" which they're currently arguing over.
ShEp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tUq_uze_rY
Dee25790
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
We have a bloke we call mad_eye and his wife is a big fat troll. Wears denim hot pants and then big black frankenstien boots. She speaks weird as well

I went round one day and stood there shouting at her so they called the police. When the police came round i told them she abuses her kids and never heard any more about it.


This makes you sound like a proper weird cunt was there any particular reason you were shouting at her? Hahaha
Dee25790
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Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by Jason x
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Originally posted by Ben G
Why don't you come down your street at low revs? I always turn music right down and crawl into my street, mainly because it's a tight bendy close, but also because I don't want to be a dick to others.


You have to turn onto my street from the way I come home so always give it a rip through first and second

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Originally posted by Dee25790
How does he figure that one?

How loud is your car like? You have a 1l don't you?


It was while work was being done on the water, mine was off as well come at to my car he's next to it accusing my of cutting his water off pointing his stick at my wheel on the drain cover.. The guys mad.

Yeah 1L, with a Racetube and Sportex back box


Rip it through first and second? It must be a long street for that pathetic little engine to get anywhere near the limiter. You sound like a very silly young man.
When my Civic was running, I would ride the clutch to get me out of the street at the back of 6 in the morning. It's common courtesy, especially in built up areas where there are kids sleeping.


In first the 1l will be on the limiter 15-20 mph haha
VegasPhil
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I look out for my neighbours and their houses. Take parcels etc.

Thankfully they reciprocate.

There are a few weirdos but generally a nice area. I confess tat I'm a bit neighbourhood watch myself

[Edited on 22-07-2015 by VegasPhil]


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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Dee25790
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
We have a bloke we call mad_eye and his wife is a big fat troll. Wears denim hot pants and then big black frankenstien boots. She speaks weird as well

I went round one day and stood there shouting at her so they called the police. When the police came round i told them she abuses her kids and never heard any more about it.


This makes you sound like a proper weird cunt was there any particular reason you were shouting at her? Hahaha


Barking dogs basically. I got fed up with it.

Fair play they got triple glazing after that and dogs don't get chucked out in the garden at 7am.

I end up feeling the bad guy really. But tbh i could of been more sensible about it rather than going nuts. Feels awkward now whenever i see them.
MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
We have a bloke we call mad_eye and his wife is a big fat troll. Wears denim hot pants and then big black frankenstien boots. She speaks weird as well

I went round one day and stood there shouting at her so they called the police. When the police came round i told them she abuses her kids and never heard any more about it.


and someone who committed suicide!! Nice place
Dee25790
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by Dee25790
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
We have a bloke we call mad_eye and his wife is a big fat troll. Wears denim hot pants and then big black frankenstien boots. She speaks weird as well

I went round one day and stood there shouting at her so they called the police. When the police came round i told them she abuses her kids and never heard any more about it.


This makes you sound like a proper weird cunt was there any particular reason you were shouting at her? Hahaha


Barking dogs basically. I got fed up with it.

Fair play they got triple glazing after that and dogs don't get chucked out in the garden at 7am.

I end up feeling the bad guy really. But tbh i could of been more sensible about it rather than going nuts. Feels awkward now whenever i see them.


No that's fair enough, I hate that. We put our Shepard out and he barks sometimes and just won't shut up but atleast it's not a yappy dog and we do tell him To shut up.

Neighbours however put their little yappy shits out all day yapping like fuck all summer. We're south facing too so like to chill in the garden.

I caused murder a few years back when I soaked a party they were having with my pressure washer

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