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3CorsaMeal
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22nd May 03 at 10:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can't, i have no coffee
SetH
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Did you see that little book of bloke on last months FHM? All the downsides of having a huge schlong, when you take a dump your meat brushes agaisnt the porcelain, ewwwwwwww
Shelly
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22nd May 03 at 10:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah, my mum laughed at the pic and said

"oh dear, thats what happens when an enlargement goes wrong"

Gay sex bit was the best.

And that position, where the lass spins round on the lad.
SetH
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And that position, where the lass spins round on the lad.


yeah fecking ell @ their description of what it feels like for the bloke

Shelly
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Think I shall be trying that one
SetH
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/me faints
Shelly
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You ok love?
SetH
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erm.... splutter.... mppphhmmhp... dribble..... BANG.... /me faints again.
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Did you see that little book of bloke on last months FHM? All the downsides of having a huge schlong, when you take a dump your meat brushes agaisnt the porcelain, ewwwwwwww


that happens to me can't have a shite if the toilet has been bleached cos it makes the end of my dick sting...
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Think I shall be trying that one


what a sight that would be
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And what is that supposed to mean?
SetH
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depends on which angle you would be viewing it from
SetH
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but i know which angle i`d like
3CorsaMeal
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Not much, just taking the piss on the sly!

Its not an easy position to do
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Do you think he was trying to say that I am a minger?

Which angle would that be?
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Not much, just taking the piss on the sly!

Its not an easy position to do


Well, I'd have go.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Do you think he was trying to say that I am a minger?


no, i dont think so
paranoid!
Shelly
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Yes. I don't like to think I am a babe. I wouldn't be able to get through the door.
SetH
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yeah, i reckon he was prolly thinking "Rah, fcuking hell, spunk spunk spunk" , well i was anyway hehe
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How rude!
SetH
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lol, this man speaks the truth
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My mind also belongs in the gutter.
SetH
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OMG im more in love now, i want you to have my babies
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Shell - would you like some "sexual healing"?

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